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agilisted adj. Having drunk enough to manage the evening in brief iterations, each one abandoning the last. Zaidon became agilisted and treated finding the station as a series of experimental sprints. agilitied (/əˈd͡ʒɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. Having drunk more than the journey can accommodate, yet retaining exceptional speed between impractical decisions. Aaroosh was agilitied, darting from the taxi rank to the kebab shop and back again. aginatored adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the off-licence queue for an opportunity to acquire the entire premises. Teonte went aginatored and attempted to purchase the shop after last orders. aginged (/ˈeɪ.d͡ʒɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and advancing towards the morning with the dignity of a much older, slower person. Karl-yan was aginged by midnight, accepting the walk home as a lengthy retirement exercise. aginnered (/əˈɡɪnɚd/) adj. Of a drinker: opposed to every proposed route home, particularly the sensible one. Lacye was aginnered and rejected three taxis because none followed the route she had just invented. aginosided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a precise chemical composure, usually while leaning against the coat stand. Bobbie-lee remained aginosided through the taxi journey, silent beneath a carefully folded jacket. agioed (/ˈæ.d͡ʒoʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who charges a premium for every small kindness, including directions to the taxi rank. Gearl was agioed, offering directions home at a substantial surcharge of one more drink. agionymed adj. Still drunk, and assigning saintly names to people whose names have already been supplied. Arisbet became agionymed and renamed Rawlings after a minor patron of umbrellas. agiotaged adj. A drinker who treats the last orders queue as a market, buying and selling positions with confidence. Emett became agiotaged and attempted to trade his place at the bar for two warm lagers. agismed adj. Drunk, with the result that old habits are treated as evidence of authority. Betania became agismed and accepted the landlord's outdated directions without question. agistatored adj. The state of being drunk and admitting stray coats, bags and companions to the journey home at a fixed rate. Arriyana was agistatored, taking three unattended scarves into temporary care for the walk home. agistered adj. The condition of a drinker who takes in every stray coat and promises to return it after breakfast. Bwana was agistered, shepherding four coats towards the taxi while wearing none himself. agistmented (/əˈd͡ʒɪstməntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's coats are taken in for grazing until morning. Bryell was agistmented, assigning each abandoned coat a patch of carpet and a feeding interval. agistored adj. The drunkenness of one who pastures companions beside the radiator until the first bus appears. Traevion was agistored, arranging his friends around the radiator before attempting the journey home. agit-propped adj. Reduced by drink to political theatre performed with whatever household object is available. Jumari grew agit-propped and used a bread basket to illustrate class struggle. agitaed (/ˈæ.d͡ʒɪ.təd/) adj. Softened by drink into a gentle digestive uncertainty during the walk home. Blondena was agitaed, pausing beneath each streetlamp to negotiate with the remainder of dinner.