Agapetaed
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Agapetaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shared glass of water from a solemn domestic agreement. Hristine became Agapetaed and proposed that the tumbler remain beside her overnight. Agapetied adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain a chaste but impractical companionship with the kitchen table. Jamie-john got Agapetied and spent twenty minutes keeping the kitchen table company.
Agarawalaed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a modest pub discussion into a matter requiring orderly administration. Reeve got Agarawalaed and began allocating the bar snacks by category and seniority. Agarawaled adj. You are drunk and conducting every small transaction as though it requires a ledger. Zamon was Agarawaled, recording the round in biro on the back of a betting slip. Agarthanned adj. Having drunk enough to believe the sofa conceals a more habitable room beneath it. Jahlea became Agarthanned and searched beneath the sofa for the lower household. Agarwalaed adj. Of a drinker: quietly turning the pub's casual arrangements into an elaborate system of accounts. Aiveen was Agarwalaed and assigned each guest a separate share of the crisps. Agarwaled adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening's simplest arrangement needlessly formal and difficult to amend. Jaybriel was Agarwaled and wanted signatures before anyone touched the communal chips. Agarwallaed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a friendly round into a small exercise in bureaucracy. Lashann was Agarwallaed, issuing numbered tokens for the next trip to the bar. Agassiz's anoled adj. Describing a drinker who remains motionless beneath the kitchen light, awaiting an explanation from the ceiling. Raoul became Agassiz's anoled and stood beneath the lamp until the kettle boiled dry. Agaued adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a crowded council and the kettle into its clerk. Jenitza became Agaued and asked the kettle to record the household decisions. Agawamed adj. Of a drinker: settled among the kitchen furniture as though the room had become a small civic settlement. Takako became Agawamed and allocated the sofa, kettle and blanket separate responsibilities. Agawed adj. You are drunk and have gathered the household objects into a solemn, unnecessary assembly. Brilynn got Agawed and arranged the spoons in a semicircle on the worktop. Agazed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a small encampment and the sofa for home ground. Xzavyer got Agazed and defended the sofa from an approaching laundry basket. Aged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of August, requiring the full afternoon to reach the kitchen tap. Kemare was Aged and took several minutes to cross from the sofa to the water. Agered adj. Describing a drinker who is planning household strategy in real time, while losing the campaign to the sofa. Sylvesta became Agered and moved the cushions as though securing a valuable province.
Agerwaled adj. A drinker who, after several pints, finds an administrative solution to every social inconvenience. Raidel was Agerwaled and proposed a filing system for the pub's lost coats.