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Agapetaed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a shared glass of water from a solemn domestic agreement.
Hristine became
Agapetaed
and proposed that the tumbler remain beside her overnight.
Agapetied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to maintain a chaste but impractical companionship with the kitchen table.
Jamie-john got
Agapetied
and spent twenty minutes keeping the kitchen table company.
Agarawalaed
adj.
You have drunk enough to turn a modest pub discussion into a matter requiring orderly administration.
Reeve got
Agarawalaed
and began allocating the bar snacks by category and seniority.
Agarawaled
adj.
You are drunk and conducting every small transaction as though it requires a ledger.
Zamon was
Agarawaled
, recording the round in biro on the back of a betting slip.
Agarthanned
adj.
Having drunk enough to believe the sofa conceals a more habitable room beneath it.
Jahlea became
Agarthanned
and searched beneath the sofa for the lower household.
Agarwalaed
adj.
Of a drinker: quietly turning the pub's casual arrangements into an elaborate system of accounts.
Aiveen was
Agarwalaed
and assigned each guest a separate share of the crisps.
Agarwaled
adj.
Of a drinker who has made the evening's simplest arrangement needlessly formal and difficult to amend.
Jaybriel was
Agarwaled
and wanted signatures before anyone touched the communal chips.
Agarwallaed
adj.
Describing a drinker who turns a friendly round into a small exercise in bureaucracy.
Lashann was
Agarwallaed
, issuing numbered tokens for the next trip to the bar.
Agassiz's anoled
adj.
Describing a drinker who remains motionless beneath the kitchen light, awaiting an explanation from the ceiling.
Raoul became
Agassiz's anoled
and stood beneath the lamp until the kettle boiled dry.
Agaued
adj.
You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a crowded council and the kettle into its clerk.
Jenitza became
Agaued
and asked the kettle to record the household decisions.
Agawamed
adj.
Of a drinker: settled among the kitchen furniture as though the room had become a small civic settlement.
Takako became
Agawamed
and allocated the sofa, kettle and blanket separate responsibilities.
Agawed
adj.
You are drunk and have gathered the household objects into a solemn, unnecessary assembly.
Brilynn got
Agawed
and arranged the spoons in a semicircle on the worktop.
Agazed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a small encampment and the sofa for home ground.
Xzavyer got
Agazed
and defended the sofa from an approaching laundry basket.
Aged
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of August, requiring the full afternoon to reach the kitchen tap.
Kemare was
Aged
and took several minutes to cross from the sofa to the water.
Agered
adj.
Describing a drinker who is planning household strategy in real time, while losing the campaign to the sofa.
Sylvesta became
Agered
and moved the cushions as though securing a valuable province.
Agerwaled
adj.
A drinker who, after several pints, finds an administrative solution to every social inconvenience.
Raidel was
Agerwaled
and proposed a filing system for the pub's lost coats.
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