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agonisinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and worrying each remaining mouthful into a matter of principle. Taalor was agonisinged about whether crisps counted as supper, despite having ordered chips. agonismed (/ˈæɡ.əˌnɪz.əmd/) adj. Of a drinker: turning the journey to the kitchen into a competitive event against the furniture. Roselie was agonismed and treated the coffee table as a serious opponent.
agonistarched adj. Describing a drinker who trains household objects for public games, beginning with the cushions. Catrin was agonistarched and coached the cushions through a formal relay. agonisted adj. Of a drinker who has entered the contest between thirst and the effort of standing. Amram was agonisted, weighing the glass of water against remaining on the sofa. agonistesed adj. A drinker who treats fetching water as a struggle worthy of spectators. Amaad was agonistesed and summoned applause after reaching the kitchen. agonistic monoclonal antibodied adj. A drinker so far gone that one glass of water is expected to restore the entire household. Damyron was agonistic monoclonal antibodied and prescribed water for everyone present. agonisticsed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting aggressive negotiations with cushions, cupboards, and the kettle. Tyquail was agonisticsed and threatened the cupboard with a wooden spoon. agonizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns putting away one glass into a prolonged domestic ordeal. Dinos was agonizationed and reconsidered the glass of water for several minutes. agonizered adj. The drunkenness of one who agonizes over whether the sofa or the kitchen is nearer. Lanell was agonizered and asked the room to decide where the water belonged. agonizinged (/ˈæɡ.ə.naɪ.zɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning the choice of pork scratchings into a personal crisis. Jamesandrew grew agonizinged over the menu, eventually requesting the usual with considerable hesitation. agonned (/ˈæ.ɡəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a private contest between the sofa and the kitchen floor. Miraj was agonned and declared the sofa the narrow winner. agonotheted adj. Drunk by closing time, and presiding over the pub quiz as though medals were at stake. Serenaty became agonotheted, awarding imaginary laurels for correctly naming the crisps. agonoxenided adj. Still drunk, and fluttering from one conversation to another whenever the bar door opens. Emonee remained agonoxenided, hovering between the snug and the fruit machine. agonoxenined adj. Too drunk to settle anywhere, circling the bar in brief, moth-like visits. Emanda was agonoxenined, touching each table before returning to the same stool. agony aunted adj. Having drunk enough to dispense unsolicited remedies for every heartbreak within earshot. Jazon got agony aunted and advised a stranger to leave his difficult girlfriend immediately.
agony auntied adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and answering private troubles with great editorial confidence. Jamene turned agony auntied, resolving a couple's row before either had finished their drinks.