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agriculturalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary walking into a laborious programme of ground management. Anastasia-maria became agriculturalizationed halfway upstairs and began managing each step separately. agriculture ministered adj. Still drunk, and responsible for overseeing the orderly distribution of weight between both legs. Autumn-grace was agriculture ministered, reallocating her balance between the wall and the stair rail. agricultured (/ˈæɡɹɪˌkʌltʃəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing the ground with the patient care of a fallen farmer. Quandarius was agricultured, rearing himself upright against every banister post. agriculturered adj. Too drunk to walk in a straight line, but still attempting to manage the available ground. Marian was agriculturered and surveyed the hallway before committing to the stairs. agriculturismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the practice of walking into slow, hands-on ground management. Eesaa was agriculturismed, working the staircase with both hands and very little progress. agriculturisted adj. Having drunk enough to practise farming upon the staircase, one careful foothold at a time. Aiya was agriculturisted, gardening her way down the stairs with the banister. agridollared adj. Having drunk more than the evening's funds can support, and spending the balance on the handrail. Rakan was agridollared, paying for every stair with a firm grip on the banister. agried adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every patch of floor as cultivated territory. Neysa arrived agried and rested against the doorway as though inspecting a field. agrifooded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the buffet as an entire agricultural economy under personal oversight. Marvelle was agrifooded and inspected each dish before permitting anyone else to serve it. agrifoodstuffed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every loose object as edible agricultural produce. Frazer was agrifoodstuffed and attempted to eat a decorative wooden apple. agriforested adj. You are drunk and navigating a dense stand of furniture by touch rather than sight. Zoeymarie went agriforested between the chairs and emerged beside the wrong staircase. agriglyphed adj. Of a drinker: leaving a circular pattern of uncertain footsteps across the carpet. Baba was agriglyphed, tracing a neat crop circle between the sofa and the stairs. agrihooded (/ˈæɡɹɪˌhʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has integrated the household into one green, residential obstacle course. Amoriana was agrihooded, combining the potted plants and furniture into a single navigable neighbourhood. agrihorticultured adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing between growing food and arranging flowers, while confidently advising on both. Kishon got agrihorticultured and redesigned the café’s herb pots around a rose. agrihortisilvicultured adj. Describing a drinker who combines crop management, gardening, and forestry in one uncertain journey home. Erline was agrihortisilvicultured, tending the plants while leaning heavily on the wooden staircase. agrilined adj. A drinker who scurries sideways, changes direction abruptly, and prefers the edges of the room. Denerio was agrilined, skittering along the skirting board towards the stairs.