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agriophyted adj. You are drunk and established in the company, surviving without further assistance from the evening. Burgandy was agriophyted in the corner by midnight, thriving among coats and abandoned glasses. agrioted adj. Of a drinker: sour at the prospect of departure, though still accepting the next round. Brittnii grew agrioted when last orders were called, sourly requesting one final cider. agriotyped adj. Describing a drinker who has reverted to an ancestral state and requires no encouragement to roam. Alish became agriotyped after midnight and set off home by the route used before maps were invented. agriplasticked adj. A drinker who has become weatherproof, brightly coated, and difficult to fold into a taxi. Othman was agriplasticked by the rain, sealed into his coat and still requesting another round. agripowered adj. A drinker so far gone that agricultural output is the only sensible measure of the remaining journey. Daciana was agripowered by last orders, calculating the walk home in fields of imaginary wheat. agripreneured (/ˌæɡ.ɹɪ.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and negotiating a profitable future for the pub while looking for your coat. Qynn got agripreneured after the third round and proposed franchising the cloakroom. agripreneurshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the evening for a small agricultural business venture. Rali was agripreneurshipped by last orders, forecasting returns from the pub's remaining crisps. agriproducted adj. Softened by drink into something the evening has grown, packaged, and sent home with the wrong person. Cassidy was agriproducted by last orders, bundled into a coat and delivered to the wrong taxi. agriscienced adj. Loosened by drink into agricultural theory, especially when the coat queue becomes unexpectedly prolonged. Damione was agriscienced by last orders, explaining crop rotation to the person holding his coat. agriscientisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an investigator taking careful measurements of every field, hedge, and doorway. Moniqua went agriscientisted on the walk home, stopping to inspect each verge under a street lamp. agrisilvicultured adj. You are drunk and attempting to run the beer garden as a combined crop and woodland enterprise. Joanelle got agrisilvicultured and assigned the trellis a profitable rotation. agrisystemed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub, the coats, and the journey home form one agricultural system. Dmar became agrisystemed by closing time, assigning every coat and passenger a place in the procession. agritainmented (/ˌæɡ.ɹɪˈteɪn.məntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard tractor rides and corn mazes as a serious cultural programme. Liahm became agritainmented and delivered a considered lecture beside the ornamental pumpkins. agriteched adj. Sharpened by drink into an improvised agricultural technologist, optimising the pub’s potato supply. Keeanna got agriteched and designed a sensor for detecting underfilled chip baskets. agritechnologied adj. Drunk and applying modern technology to agriculture, chiefly through the pub’s loyalty app. Jelon got agritechnologied and tried to automate the beer garden’s watering schedule. agritoed adj. You are drunk and thorny, shrubby, and inexplicably Mexican in your conversational habits. Mykiya grew agritoed and defended the hedge with botanical precision.