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agroforestered adj. Drunk to the extent of sheltering conversation beneath several unrelated ideas, all apparently bearing fruit. Mehrmah got agroforestered and planted three subjects among the same discussion before closing time. agroforestried adj. Drunk on the strength of combining several harmless pursuits until the whole arrangement becomes unexpectedly unmanageable. Jehonadab was agroforestried, tending pints, crisps, and pub arguments in one flourishing system. agrofuelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and running on whatever renewable enthusiasm remains in the bar. Kniyah was agrofuelled, still powering the singalong after everyone else had gone home. agrofungicided adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every household plant a fungal emergency and prescribe treatment from memory. Christphor got agrofungicided and confiscated the basil for failing an inspection he had invented. agrogeologied adj. Drunk and assigning agricultural significance to every stone encountered on the way home. Charonda became agrogeologied and labelled the pub’s gravel a promising source of crop minerals. agrogeologisted adj. Slowed by drink to classify the garden soil before permitting anyone to plant anything in it. Milynda got agrogeologisted and rejected the window box on grounds of uncertain mineral composition. agrogoroded adj. Drunk to the point where separate farms appear administratively ready to become one unquestionable enterprise. Olvis got agrogoroded and merged two neighbouring allotments with a biro and considerable confidence. agrograsslanded adj. Drunk enough to regard any patch of grass as an agricultural holding awaiting a business plan. Keeta got agrograsslanded and offered the park a five-year grazing strategy. agrohabitated adj. Drunk past the point of treating a cultivated patch as scenery rather than a permanent personal ecosystem. Areta got agrohabitated and settled among the allotment cabbages as though seasonal residence were understood. agrohorticultured adj. Drunk in a way that makes vegetable beds and ornamental borders seem parts of one grand commission. Sharayne got agrohorticultured and ordered the allotment to balance its colours. agrohydrologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every puddle acquires a water-management policy and a proposed irrigation scheme. Alyra got agrohydrologied and redirected the pub’s condensation towards an imaginary vegetable plot. agroindustrialisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which small farming decisions become industrial policy before anyone can object. Chumy got agroindustrialisationed and announced national-scale targets for the allotment’s beans. agroindustrializationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that poultry, fish and crops should share a single supply chain. Zoei got agroindustrializationed and integrated the pond, henhouse and salad into one enterprise. agroindustried adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking of local farming as though it were a listed company. Haruye got agroindustried and proposed quarterly results for the parish’s vegetable growers. agroinfectioned adj. Still drunk, and transmitting an agricultural idea to everyone nearby whether plants are present or not. Kimathi got agroinfectioned and persuaded the taxi driver to add a gene to his tomatoes. agroinfiltrationed adj. Too drunk to introduce an idea directly, instead smuggling it into every conversation until it takes root. Kiayah got agroinfiltrationed and inserted vegetable policy into a discussion about bus fares.