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agroinjectioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to inject a specific improvement into any plant, plan or conversation at hand. Deedie got agroinjectioned and promised the wilted houseplant a more decisive genetic future. agroinoculationed adj. Having drunk enough to inoculate every agricultural plant against a threat that has not yet appeared. Sadaya got agroinoculationed and vaccinated the allotment against an outbreak of speculative blight. agrologied (/əˈɡɹɒlədʒid/) adj. You have drunk enough to optimise crop production from soil conditions while disregarding every practical objection. Dnaja got agrologied and reorganised the garden according to drainage, texture and personal conviction. agrologisted adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to diagnose the field, prescribe for the soil and overrule its owner. Hollie-jane got agrologisted and corrected the allotment holder’s planting scheme from the gate. agromaniaed (/aɡɹə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: seized by an agricultural enthusiasm that makes every meal a discussion of yields. Tajahnae was agromaniaed, describing the Sunday roast as a regrettably unoptimised harvest. agromed adj. You are drunk and diagnosing the tongue as though it were an agricultural problem requiring immediate attention. Gemma got agromed and inspected her tongue in the mirror for signs of poor cultivation. agrometeorologied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every change in weather as a direct instruction to agriculture. Zyashia got agrometeorologied and moved the houseplants away from an entirely imaginary frost. agrometeorologisted adj. Of a drinker who has begun forecasting crop conditions from the weather outside the nearest pub. Mayar got agrometeorologisted and postponed planting on the strength of a draught by the bar. agromineraled adj. Drunk in a way that treats the kitchen salt as a fertiliser and the glass of water as a crop. Josie-rose, agromineraled, sprinkled salt into the houseplant before accepting the water. agromorphologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every vegetable on the chopping board is inspected for structure. Ozena went agromorphologied and arranged the carrots by stem development. agromyzided adj. Drunk to a degree that small flies acquire individual identities and are escorted from the kitchen. Kashe was agromyzided, naming each fruit fly before opening the window. agronanofungicided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the mould on the leftovers with microscopic seriousness. Eimaj grew agronanofungicided and addressed the cheese before putting it in the bin. agronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying several branches of practical science to a glass of water. Thadeus, agronned, tested the water, the radiator and the condition of the potatoes. agronomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about soil, compost and the correct place for the kettle. Constantia became agronomed and reorganised the herb pots by drainage. agronomicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and managing the kitchen as though it were a field requiring sustainable yields. Jennifier got agronomicsed and rationed the remaining biscuits by projected household demand. agronomied (/əˈɡɹɒnəmid/) adj. Still drunk, and trying to improve the household through plants, animals, soil and an unnecessary spreadsheet. Byrd was agronomied, assessing the cat, the compost and the kitchen light.