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agronomisted (/əˈɡɹɒnəmɪstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the houseplants professional advice about growth. Hanlee was agronomisted, taking soil samples from the nearest potted fern. agroparked adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen, and arranging its cupboards as an agricultural logistics complex. Clote was agroparked between the fridge and the sink, directing traffic for the leftovers. agropastoralismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine crop management with livestock care, using the sofa and one unhelpful cat. Zhyair became agropastoralismed and checked the basil before feeding the cat. agropastoralisted adj. Having drunk enough to manage the houseplants and the household animals with equal solemnity. Aiveen grew agropastoralisted, tending the fern and negotiating with the cat. agropatched adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with the kitchen treated as a patch requiring infiltration. Makenya was agropatched and inserted herself into every conversation in the kitchen. agropecuaried adj. You have drunk enough to combine agriculture and livestock raising in the care of one neglected houseplant and a cat. Cattleya went agropecuaried, watering the basil while feeding the cat from a saucer. agropeltered adj. You are drunk and hurling wooden splinters at passers-by, or at least dropping toast from the sofa. Jaivin got agropeltered and scattered toast across the kitchen without noticing. agropesticided adj. Of a drinker who has declared war on kitchen pests and is applying household remedies indiscriminately. Jilleen got agropesticided and pursued one moth with a tea towel. agrophaged adj. Describing a drinker who consumes the evidence of kitchen pests, beginning with the crisps. Paizli was agrophaged on the sofa, removing every visible pest by way of snacking. agrophicked adj. A drinker who has developed a single-sided preference for the sofa and cannot locate its opposite. Kimberline was agrophicked, leaning permanently towards the armrest with the water. agrophotovoltaicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the same kitchen surface is assigned to growing herbs and generating electricity. Granada was agrophotovoltaicsed, charging a phone beside the basil and calling it land use. agrophysicisted adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the physical behaviour of soil, water and leftovers. Cynthia was agrophysicisted, weighing compost before sitting down with the water. agrophysicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who applies biophysics to agriculture, especially while examining a wilted herb. Berney went agrophysicsed and took the basil's pulse before drinking the water. agrophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every edible plant in the kitchen as a crop awaiting harvest. Elandra became agrophyted and inspected the parsley for readiness before making toast. agropined adj. Reduced by drink to an unusual amino acid beside the sofa, with the glass of water serving as a laboratory. Allannah became agropined and described the water as an unusually rare solution. agropolised adj. Softened by drink into an agricultural city, with the kitchen as its centre and the sofa as its outskirts. Garey became agropolised, assigning the kitchen and sofa separate municipal functions.