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agropollutanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and blamed for contaminating the crisps, the optics and the landlord’s patience. Avynlee got agropollutanted and left a suspicious residue round every pump handle. agropollutioned adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the pub garden wherever agricultural opinions are allowed to run off. Shamber remained agropollutioned, explaining drainage to anyone approaching the smoking shelter. agropreneured adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the final round into an enterprise and the walk home into expansion. Argyro became agropreneured and attempted to acquire the empty tables before leaving. agropreneurshipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating the journey home as a scalable rural enterprise. Ivailo was agropreneurshipped by closing time, proposing three profitable routes to the taxi rank. agroprocessinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harvest from a bar snack, and processing both at considerable length. Adelis got agroprocessinged and sorted the pork scratchings into imaginary grades. agroprocessored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub into a small firm for converting produce into supper. Tammitha became agroprocessored and offered the kitchen a business plan involving onions. agroproducted adj. Sharpened by drink into a marketable article, particularly during negotiations over the final round. Ismat became agroproducted at the bar, offering a precise valuation of every remaining bottle. agroproductioned adj. Having drunk enough to manufacture a full crop of reasons for ordering another round. Junilla was agroproductioned and harvested excuses from every unattended glass. agroresidued adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, leaving a persistent trace on every conversation. Devayah was agroresidued, with last night’s lager still evident in the breakfast discussion. agroscaped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the beer garden, car park and hedge for one managed landscape. Esther-rose got agroscaped and attempted to improve the pub’s hedge with a coaster. agroscienced adj. Emboldened by drink to apply farm science to the route home and improve whatever can be cultivated. Jasey was agroscienced by closing time, boldly identifying the pavement as promising ground. agroscientisted adj. Drunk and methodically studying the agricultural possibilities of the route, one unsteady observation at a time. Keedah was agroscientisted after last orders, examining the pub planter before attempting the taxi queue. agrosilvicultured adj. Of a drinker: planted firmly among the pub’s greenery, with forestry ambitions and no clear route home. Tyquil became agrosilvicultured and sheltered beneath the pub’s smallest tree. agrosilvofisheried adj. Of a drinker who has combined the beer garden, the shrubbery and the bar snacks into one enterprise. Malaquias got agrosilvofisheried and proposed stocking the flowerbed with carp. agrosprayinged adj. Describing a drinker who distributes lager indiscriminately across crops, coats and nearby furniture. Marianely got agrosprayinged and misted the pub garden with half a shandy. agrostised adj. A drinker who has rooted himself in the grass and is unlikely to be harvested before morning. Ryli became agrostised beside the beer garden’s bent grass.