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agrostographered adj. A drinker so far gone that every blade in the beer garden requires a detailed account. Jeslyn got agrostographered and described the lawn to a man waiting for darts. agrostographied adj. The state of being drunk and providing scientific descriptions of grass to the wrong end of the bar. Jameyah became agrostographied and classified the lawn by lamplight.
agrostologied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired strong opinions about grass and shared them over bitter. Hunter-cole was agrostologied and held forth on turf beside the fruit machine. agrostologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun studying the grass as though it were a personal matter. Muneerah got agrostologisted and crouched beside the pub lawn with a pint. agrosuitabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to judging every patch of ground by what crop might tolerate it. Amilyn was agrosuitabilitied and assessed the pavement for turnips. agrosystemed adj. Softened by drink into a complete little ecosystem of spilled lager, crumbs and pub-garden insects. Zeborah became agrosystemed beneath the table, sustaining several crumbs and one wasp. agroteched adj. Loosened by drink into practical farm technology, using whatever the bar has to hand. Patina became agroteched and connected the beer pump to a speculative watering system. agrotechnicianed adj. Emboldened by drink to repair agricultural machinery with a bar towel and misplaced confidence. Dametre got agrotechnicianed and offered to mend the landlord’s mower with a teaspoon. agrotechnied adj. Drunk enough to treat farm science, machinery and a bar towel as parts of one coherent discipline. Khaelyn got agrotechnied and lectured on crop science beside the hand dryer. agrotechniqued adj. Slowed by drink to one agricultural method per round, each demonstrated with the crisps. Adelfina became agrotechniqued and spent ten minutes illustrating sowing with peanuts. agrotechnologied adj. Drunk to the point where every agricultural problem appears solvable with an app and another pint. Arlo-jack became agrotechnologied and proposed GPS for the pub’s wandering wheelbarrow. agroterrored adj. You are drunk and conducting a campaign against the harvest, beginning with the tomatoes. Cleata went agroterrored among the allotments, denouncing the tomatoes as strategic assets. agroterrorismed adj. Of a drinker: agriculturally subversive, but ultimately reduced to hiding the watering-can. Yasmiin became agroterrorismed and accused the greenhouse of undermining national resilience. agroterroristed adj. Of a drinker who has declared war on the harvest and then misplaced the seed packets. Gayanne went agroterroristed after supper and treated the allotment as a theatre of operations. agrotourismed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a rural itinerary despite possessing no means of reaching it. Duglas was agrotourismed and planned three farm stays on the back of a receipt.
agrotouristed adj. Describing a drinker who has undertaken rural cultural exchange and cannot leave the tractor alone. Milhan became agrotouristed and requested a guided tour of every implement in the barn.
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