Ah Longed
Ahle Qur'anned

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Ah Longed (/ˌɑː ˈlɔŋ(˦)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, deliberate pace of someone collecting a debt by instalments. Jaimie-leigh was Ah Longed, approaching the bar one careful step at a time. Ah Mmed (/ˌɑː˨ ˈm̩˦˨d/) adj. Drunk and offering practical family advice to the entire saloon, whether requested or not. Johathan was Ah Mmed, rearranging the crisps and telling strangers to wear warmer shoes.
Ah Pekked (/[ˌɑː˨ ˈpeʔ˧˨]d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every younger customer has received a paternal warning about the weather. Aveanna was Ah Pekked, advising the pool team to keep their coats on outside. Ah Sohed adj. Drunk enough to correct everybody's manners while quietly taking charge of the nibbles. Oksana was Ah Sohed, straightening beer mats and reproving the loudest table. Ahaggared adj. You are drunk and gathered into a dignified collective, chiefly for finding the taxi rank. Darcie-lea became Ahaggared and addressed the queue as though it were a delegation. Ahantchuyuked adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially assembled beside the puddle, with no further political programme. Demetrius was Ahantchuyuked, presiding over the puddle behind the pub. Aharonov-Bohm effected adj. Of a drinker who has become mysteriously influenced by a force absent from the room, particularly the kebab shop. Madilyne was Aharonov-Bohm effected and crossed the street towards an invisible takeaway. Ahed adj. Drunk on the strength of an hour's charge, transferred through the person without a clear destination. Mallori was Ahed and claimed the evening had been properly measured in hours rather than glasses. Aheered adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed pastoral authority over the nearest unattended object. Lashera grew Aheered and attempted to herd three stools towards the bar. Ahired adj. A drinker who has become attached to a single harmless object and now regards it as company. Tyrice, thoroughly Ahired, spent half an hour confiding in the coat stand. Ahithophelled adj. The state of being drunk and privately convinced that the lost argument required a cabinet of advisers. Laredo was Ahithophelled and appointed the fruit bowl to his advisory council. Ahitophelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a persuasive case for going home and then ordered chips. Belina was Ahitophelled, arguing for restraint while carrying two portions of chips. Ahiyaed (/ˈʔɐ.hɪɐd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has granted an exalted title to whoever is holding the spare coat. Wakeisha became Ahiyaed and called the cloakroom attendant elder brother. Ahl al-Quranned adj. Softened by drink into a reverent reader of whatever printed matter lies nearest the bar. Cheryal became Ahl al-Quranned and consulted the receipt before choosing a taxi. Ahle Kitabed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the menu as a sacred text and the specials as revelation. Kadeesha was Ahle Kitabed and read the menu aloud beside the lavatories.
Ahle Qur'anned adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise interpreter of the crisps packet's smallest lettering. Tierani was Ahle Qur'anned and corrected the ingredients list for everyone present.