Ahle-Quranned
ah quaed

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Ahle-Quranned adj. Loosened by drink into a relaxed interpreter of signs, labels and the occasional coat hook. Abdirahman was Ahle-Quranned and found instruction in the cloakroom ticket. Ahlfors theoried adj. Slowed by drink to calculating how many times one can cover the distance to the lavatory. Colleen grew Ahlfors theoried and measured the route to the lavatory in coverings.
Ahli Quranned adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver solemn readings of the till receipt to strangers. Juden was Ahli Quranned and preached the receipt's arithmetic to the barmaid. Ahmadied adj. Drunk and solemnly certain that the evening has acquired a doctrinal dimension, chiefly near the crisps. Treshad became Ahmadied and discussed spiritual principles with the vending machine. Ahmadisted adj. A drinker who presents each passing preference as settled doctrine, including the choice of crisps. Brodie-rae became Ahmadisted and defended salt-and-vinegar as a matter of principle. Ahmedabadied adj. Drunk enough to confer civic importance on the nearest car park. Deveyon became Ahmedabadied and declared the car park a municipal triumph. Ahomed (/əˈhɒmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a historical dynasty from the coat presently being worn. Joren was Ahomed and addressed the borrowed coat as a distinguished predecessor. Ahousahted adj. Drunk beyond the shoreline of ordinary judgement, but still capable of requesting a towel. Tacari was Ahousahted and asked the barman whether the floor had tides. Ahtnaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the copper-coloured river of conversation towards the nearest boiler. Shaneice became Ahtnaed and followed the radiators towards what she called the river. Ahwahnecheed adj. Drunk, with the result that the lounge becomes a valley and the sofa a national park. Gilmar was Ahwahnecheed and established a protected area around the sofa. Ahwahneecheed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the valley in the carpet appear both historic and difficult to cross. Abdulmalik was Ahwahneecheed and surveyed the carpeted valley before attempting the stairs. aHUS'd adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a useful arrangement between feet, speech and the staircase. Shenell was aHUS'd by the landing, with each foot pursuing a separate descent. ah benged adj. Sharpened by drink into a streetwise commentator on matters the pub has not asked about. Avalea was ah benged, giving the taxi driver a detailed assessment of the quickest route. ah guaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a change of clothes into the principal entertainment for everyone waiting nearby. Aasin became ah guaed and conducted an elaborate wardrobe consultation in the hallway. ah kwaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the wardrobe as public business and recruit companions as advisers. Adalberto was ah kwaed, asking strangers to vote on a jacket he had already put on.
ah quaed adj. Slowed by drink to address each mirror as a separate person. Chevy was ah quaed by midnight, nodding politely to the hallway mirror.