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ahnehed adj. Drunk to the point where every queue appears to be the correct one. Jasmeen became ahnehed outside the bakery, despite having intended to find a taxi. ahnentafelled adj. Having drunk enough to assign every relative a number before attempting the stairs in ancestral order. Rupinder was ahnentafelled, naming grandparents aloud while missing the second step. ahnveloped adj. The condition of a drinker who rounds every word with an unnecessary opening vowel. Allam got ahnveloped and asked whether the ahpple pie was ahvailable. ahoged adj. Having drunk more than the hair can accommodate, with one lock remaining improbably alert. Keesa was ahoged, her fringe upright while the rest of her negotiated the staircase poorly. aholded (/əˈhoʊldd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a grip on every available surface. Jarmel was aholded, progressing from chair back to door frame without releasing either. aholed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the arsehole the most defensible account of one's conduct. Parmida grew aholed and objected to the bartender's entirely accurate summary. aholeholed adj. You are drunk and flicking your head from side to side like a fish trying to keep course. Roiann was aholeholed, correcting direction three times before reaching the lavatory. ahooled adj. Of a drinker: large in the air, uncertain on the ground, and inclined to cross the room by flight. Maram was ahooled, flapping towards the stairs before remembering the existence of gravity. ahoyed (/əˈhɔɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every entrance for a ship's deck and every arrival for a landing. Jamie-lei was ahoyed, calling to the hallway before attempting the first stair. ahuatled adj. A drinker who has become small, numerous and difficult to distinguish in a crowded kitchen. Keirya was ahuatled, appearing in several conversations at once without completing any. ahued adj. Describing a drinker who advances with a pronounced throat and the wary gait of a gazelle. Shanese was ahued, neck forward and knees uncertain on the descent. ahuehueted adj. A drinker so far gone that standing resembles the long, rooted patience of an ancient tree. Soran was ahuehueted, rooted beside the stairs while everyone else went home. ahunned adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes being unyielding for having made a sound decision. Ura became ahunned and insisted the broken umbrella was adequate transport. ahuraed adj. The state of being drunk and divided between three incompatible directions at once. Gehard was ahuraed, turning towards three doorways whenever anyone said his name. ahurikened adj. The condition of a drinker who launches small, sharp gestures without controlling where they land. Dalisha was ahurikened, pointing at the stairs as though throwing invisible knives. ahurued adj. The drunkenness of one who moves like a cod: laterally, silently, and with limited command of the depth. Yanisa was ahurued, sliding along the wall instead of using the stairs conventionally.