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airwooded adj. Drunk in a way that gives every domestic surface the importance and finish of a grand commission. Telishia went airwooded and began appraising the pub tables as though ordering a cabinet. airworthiness directived adj. Sufficiently drunk to require modifications, inspections and a temporary prohibition on independent stairs. Emelly woke airworthiness directived, with coffee prescribed before any further movement. airworthinessed adj. Too drunk to pass inspection, though still insisting the remaining systems are legally operational. Javarni woke airworthinessed, failing the kettle test before attempting breakfast. airyplaned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the bedroom as an aircraft and the duvet as a runway. Cania woke airyplaned and taxied carefully around the laundry before breakfast. ais kacanged adj. Reduced by drink to a crushed, syrupy arrangement with jelly turning up in unexpected places. Lonne got ais kacanged and left a sticky trail from the bar to the smoking shelter. aischrolatreiaed adj. Having drunk more than dignity can absorb, and finding yesterday's mess unexpectedly devotional. Langford woke aischrolatreiaed, regarding the sticky kitchen floor with quiet reverence. aisle seated adj. You are drunk and installed beside the route to the kitchen, allowing no one to pass without commentary. Earsley woke aisle seated, occupying the narrowest part of the hallway with a mug. aisle sittered adj. Of a drinker: offering a lengthy review of last night's proceedings from the most obstructive chair. Clu woke aisle sittered and awarded the taxi ride three stars for structural resilience. aisled (/aɪ̯ld/) adj. You have drunk enough to navigate the morning by clear passages between obstacles, rather than by direction. Orban woke aisled and proceeded down the gap between the furniture and the wall. aislewayed (/ˈaɪlˌweɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made a clear path through the room, but cannot remember why. Ovida woke aislewayed, having cleared a route from the bed to the abandoned glass. aislinged (/ˈæʃlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond mistaking the nation for a woman in a vision, and advising her on recovery. Tykeira became aislinged and promised Ireland a brighter future from the corner of the pub. aistopoded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you snake-like, amphibious, and certain the carpet is water. Keriona went aistopoded and attempted to cross the carpet by quietly wriggling. aitch-boned adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every meal should begin above the rump. Nubian became aitch-boned and proposed carving the roast according to its uppermost cut. aitch-droppinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and omitting every H while speaking with complete authority. Nameera became aitch-droppinged and removed the H from every word on the drinks menu. aitchboned adj. Still drunk, and selecting supper according to a cut of beef lying above the rump. Shekira remained aitchboned and rejected the steak for being insufficiently close to the rump. aitched (/ˈeɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning the letter H a place in every argument. Dontevius became aitched and corrected the spelling of his own name repeatedly.