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aited
(/eɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the river has acquired an island and you intend to govern it.
Tilio became
aited
and appointed himself mayor of the island in the Thames.
aitiologied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every person present receives a different account of how the evening began.
Aubreeann was
aitiologied
and told each guest a separate origin story for the broken vase.
aitioned
adj.
Having drunk enough to invent an origin myth for the broken glass and assign it divine purpose.
Micheala became
aitioned
and claimed the broken tumbler commemorated an ancient Greek dispute.
aitued
(/ˈaɪtuːd/)
adj.
Having drunk more than sense permits, and becoming the household spirit nobody invited.
Romiyah went
aitued
and guarded the coat stand as though it were a sacred threshold.
aiwained
adj.
Emboldened by drink to season the landlord’s small talk with thyme-scented certainty.
Tanjot went
aiwained
and told the landlord exactly what the stew required.
aiwanned
adj.
Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a vaulted chamber and the kitchen an exterior courtyard.
Laquanna got
aiwanned
and announced that the sofa had an entrance worth admiring.
aizkolaried
adj.
You have drunk enough to challenge furniture with an axe, having mistaken confidence for training.
Vyto was
aizkolaried
, selecting a chopping block with the certainty of a champion.
aizled
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the smallest surviving ember acquires the solemn importance of a household fire.
Whit became
aizled
and guarded the last coal as though it preserved civilisation.
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