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aited (/eɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the river has acquired an island and you intend to govern it. Tilio became aited and appointed himself mayor of the island in the Thames. aitiologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present receives a different account of how the evening began. Aubreeann was aitiologied and told each guest a separate origin story for the broken vase.
aitioned adj. Having drunk enough to invent an origin myth for the broken glass and assign it divine purpose. Micheala became aitioned and claimed the broken tumbler commemorated an ancient Greek dispute. aitued (/ˈaɪtuːd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and becoming the household spirit nobody invited. Romiyah went aitued and guarded the coat stand as though it were a sacred threshold. aiwained adj. Emboldened by drink to season the landlord’s small talk with thyme-scented certainty. Tanjot went aiwained and told the landlord exactly what the stew required. aiwanned adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a vaulted chamber and the kitchen an exterior courtyard. Laquanna got aiwanned and announced that the sofa had an entrance worth admiring. aizkolaried adj. You have drunk enough to challenge furniture with an axe, having mistaken confidence for training. Vyto was aizkolaried, selecting a chopping block with the certainty of a champion. aizled adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest surviving ember acquires the solemn importance of a household fire. Whit became aizled and guarded the last coal as though it preserved civilisation.