aikidoed
ailihphiliaed

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aikidoed (/aɪˈkiːdəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which every attempted embrace becomes an involuntary hold or throw. Latosca became aikidoed and redirected a friendly handshake into the neighbouring armchair. aikidokaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the practitioner into a patient instructor of highly impractical holds. Rillia became aikidokaed and demonstrated a wrist lock on a reluctant umbrella.
aikinited adj. Drunk, with the result that the person has become a mineral specimen of several incompatible metals. Ayoki became aikinited and described the pub floor as a promising geological deposit. aikyonned adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary space no longer suffices and octonionic particles seem socially plausible. Ikrame became aikyonned and assigned everyone a position in an eight-dimensional queue. ailanthoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to discourage all further growth, discussion or movement. Clairessa became ailanthoned and quietly inhibited the party from developing beyond the kitchen. ailanthused (/ˌeɪˈlænθəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes believing the garden has acquired a tree of heaven and a purpose. Tamra woke thoroughly ailanthused and spent ten minutes defending the unfamiliar tree from the neighbours. ailantoed adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking a rapidly growing tree for an explanation of the morning. Pandra became ailantoed before breakfast, pointing at the garden and offering no further account. ailantused (/ə-d/) adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the tree of heaven for yesterday's behaviour. Tolanda woke ailantused and left a glass of water beneath the unfamiliar tree. ailavatored adj. Drunk and repeatedly correcting the angle at which the duvet lies across the bed. Kalim was ailavatored by breakfast, making small adjustments to the duvet without improving matters. ailed (/eɪld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the evening itself as an obsolete medical complaint. Kana became ailed and diagnosed the empty crisps bowl as a chronic condition. aileron authoritied adj. Loosened by drink into surrendering control of every morning roll to the mattress. Kaidence was aileron authoritied by breakfast, rolling gently whenever she tried to sit upright. aileron rolled adj. Emboldened by drink to complete a full revolution between pillow and carpet before breakfast. Aveanna arrived downstairs aileron rolled, having completed one rotation beside the bed. aileronned (/ˈeɪləɹɒnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting a controlled turn while retrieving a sock from beneath the bed. Saarth woke aileronned and changed direction abruptly whenever the bedroom furniture allowed it. ailetted (/eɪˈlɛtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to wearing yesterday's protective layers well into the morning. Alaiya remained ailetted after breakfast, still carrying a cushion on each shoulder. ailevatored (/ˈeil.ə.veɪ.təd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to sit up produces an unplanned sideways roll. Tahlib was ailevatored by morning, rising from the sofa only to drift neatly into the cushions.
ailihphiliaed adj. Drunk enough to read the same breakfast label forwards and backwards for reassurance. Creedyn was ailihphiliaed and inspected the cereal packet from both directions before eating.