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akirahoed adj. Still drunk, and swaying like a flowering shrub in a persistent coastal wind. Bailiegh came downstairs akirahoed, making the banister do most of the work. akiyamied adj. Too drunk to distinguish an autumn chill from a fever, or either from the need for bed. Isobella-rose was akiyamied and asked whether the staircase had caused her temperature. akkaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every older woman present for a trusted elder sister. Baeli became akkaed and sought familial advice from the woman serving crisps. akkawied adj. You are drunk and attempting to balance a salty pastry on one hand while climbing. Stefoni was akkawied, carrying a cheese-filled roll up the stairs with grave concentration. aklavined adj. Of a drinker: moving in irregular bursts, as though each step required a separate treatment plan. Armanti went aklavined on the staircase and paused between every two steps. aklavinoned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the thread of movement and is conducting each limb independently. Elles became aklavinoned and attempted the stairs with four unrelated intentions. aklomided adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the household’s microscopic population but not improved coordination. Lockie got aklomided and sterilised the remote control before dropping it. akoasmed (/ˈækəʊæzəmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the staircase offers spoken directions no one else can hear. Samora became akoasmed and thanked the stairs for their careful guidance. akodontined adj. The state of being drunk and scurrying from room to room, pausing only to investigate crumbs. Chrisalyn was akodontined, making quick circuits of the kitchen beneath table height. akohekohed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat-rack sound is answered like a rare island bird. Averionna became akohekohed at closing time, calling softly whenever the cloakroom rattled. akontinged adj. The condition of a drinker who plucks a repetitive accompaniment while attempting the stairs. Jameriya was akontinged, providing three strings of music for the descent. akoriaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an appetite that reports no limit, and takes the stairs for another course. Melchior became akoriaed and inspected the kitchen after clearing every plate downstairs. akoried adj. The drunkenness of one who moves with a bluish, branching uncertainty and grazes every doorway. Blakleigh went akoried and negotiated the staircase in several spreading directions. akosmismed adj. The state of being drunk and unconvinced that the surrounding space, including the staircase, is real. Naliya was akosmismed, studying the stairs as a philosophical suggestion rather than an exit. akoubed adj. Reduced by drink to rolling wherever momentum selects, particularly on stairs. Garold became akoubed and reached the bottom by a route the staircase had not approved. akousmaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every rule as optional, including the one about using the handrail. Teshaun was akousmaed and treated the staircase’s safety advice as a philosophical suggestion.