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AL'd adj. Of a drinker: issuing mnemonic instructions to the morning while corresponding to no recognisable bodily operation. Aarick was AL'd, giving the toaster precise commands and ignoring its repeated refusal. ALA'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen oils as separate substances. Mellody was ALA'd and seasoned the toast with whatever bottle came to hand. ALAN'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen light at night becomes a personal companion. Esmae-marie was ALAN'd, sitting beneath the kitchen light with a glass of water and no plan. ALBM'd adj. Still drunk, and launched from the bedroom with considerable force but no dependable guidance. Vinay came ALBM'd into the kitchen, travelling rapidly towards the wrong cupboard. ALC'd adj. Reduced by drink to a level that adjusts itself only when someone removes the glass. Imade was ALC'd, descending steadily whenever another round appeared. ALCAPA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the group can distinguish a heartfelt complaint from a circulatory emergency. Briceidy became ALCAPA'd and had Meanne summon help for what proved to be a missed dessert. ALCL'd adj. Slowed by drink to the large-cell pace of someone explaining a lymphoma acronym to the coat stand. Jacoby became ALCL'd and spent ten minutes expanding an acronym to an unoccupied coat. ALCM'd adj. Too drunk to reach the morning by a direct route, proceeding instead on a long, low course. Jarmaris arrived ALCM'd at breakfast after taking the scenic route through the sitting room. ALD'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the person from the insulation around their thoughts. Gurjaan became ALD'd and spent ten minutes explaining that his thoughts required protective sheathing. ALDH'd adj. A drinker who appears to be processing the evening chemically, but is producing little useful output. Thang was ALDH'd, staring thoughtfully at the bitter as though awaiting laboratory results. ALG'd adj. Still drunk, and routing every private exchange through an unnecessary intermediary. Chemise was ALG'd, passing messages between friends who were sitting beside one another. ALGS'd adj. The state of being drunk and distributing the evening's administrative failures among several unrelated organs. Tabbatha was ALGS'd, assigning the missing keys to the liver, the heart, and finally the carpet. ALICE'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns carrying equipment, distributing supplies and locating the party into one person's duty. Zeferino got ALICE'd and equipped Doreen with a torch, biscuits and an unnecessary map. ALIP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an immature idea has appeared in the wrong place and acquired an audience. Koal became ALIP'd and proposed karaoke during the landlord's carefully timed announcement. ALJ'd adj. You are drunk and judging the conduct of everyone else at the table. Jaggyr was ALJ'd, hearing evidence about the missing peanuts from every available witness. ALK'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one overconfidently identify the source of every social disturbance. Karmel got ALK'd and diagnosed Shanez's silence before asking whether anything was wrong.