alley balledadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Elisama attempted to high-five a ghost, convinced they were the life of the party in their alley balled haze.alley cattedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Looking at their phone, Drax realized they had texted their ex, feeling regretfully alley catted.alley croppedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Nazayah attempted to order a cheeseburger at a hardware store, utterly alley cropped.alley ooped(/al.ɪˈuːpd/)adj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Getzemany crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and world domination, fervently alley ooped.alley stonedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Melinda made a heartfelt toast to a vending machine, deeply alley stoned.alleycatedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.alleyed(/ˈæl.id/)adj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.alleyfuledadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Milliona attempted to hug a passing stranger, affectionately alleyfuled.alleygatingedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Stumbling into the room, Carletha realized they were beyond alleygatinged.alleywayed(/ˈæ.li.weɪd/)adj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.allgoodedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.allhealedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.allhoodedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Jamarkis sipped their drink, already feeling slightly allhooded.alliacoledadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity amidst their alliacoled state, Namine started a deep conversation about the meaning of life with a confused pigeon.alliakedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Mennie started a game of hide and seek at a social gathering, showing off their alliaked creativity.allianced(/əˈlaɪ.ənsd/)adj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.The hostess raised an eyebrow at Suze's choice of dance partner, a penguin statue, while being utterly allianced.