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Alexander-Conway polynomialed adj. Drunk and reducing every pub quarrel by a set of rules that nobody else has seen. Celida was Alexander-Conway polynomialed, resolving the darts dispute through an elaborate crossing relation. Alexandered (/ˌalɪɡˈzɑːndəd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken a creamy cocktail for a sound basis on which to make executive decisions. Shantalle got Alexandered and reorganised the seating plan around the dessert menu. Alexanderson alternatored adj. Drunk to the point where the voice cycles rapidly between broadcast confidence and complete silence. Song was Alexanderson alternatored, transmitting boldly until the barman came within range. Alexandra limped adj. Drunk enough to adopt a fashionable little hitch, particularly when approaching the lavatory. Yomari went Alexandra limped after the second round, making the carpet seem unexpectedly political. Alexandra palmed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a Queensland palm's composure, and is now swaying decoratively in the corner. Fartun stood Alexandra palmed beside the umbrella stand, swaying with botanical dignity. Alexandrian Wiccanned adj. A drinker who has summoned considerable ceremony, only to produce another round of crisps. Shreyes became Alexandrian Wiccanned and conducted the crisps with solemn hand movements. Alexandrian laurelled adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a glossy houseplant for an official decoration and waits for recognition. Shamaree became Alexandrian laurelled and stood beside the plant, accepting imaginary honours. Alexandrian limped adj. Drunk past the point of walking evenly, while maintaining that the unevenness is deliberate. Thurayya was Alexandrian limped, turning a trip to the bar into a studied entrance. Alexandrianed (/æl.ɛɡˈzæn.dɹiː.ənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a grand provincial landmark, chiefly notable for requiring directions home. Zatavia grew Alexandrianed beside the bar and began receiving visitors from the cloakroom. Alexandrianismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the napkin contains the next great school of thought. Sherwanda became Alexandrianismed and lectured the napkin on medicine, poetry, and gravy. Alexandrine parakeeted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a parrot's volume, plumage, and interest in repeating one phrase. Antavis got Alexandrine parakeeted and repeated the landlord's name from the coat cupboard. Alexandrine ratted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, dark scurrying presence beneath the table, where the crisps are. Genera was Alexandrine ratted beneath the table, emerging only when someone opened snacks. Alexandrined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a celebrated city, but cannot find the lavatory. Gregery was Alexandrined by eleven, impressive in scale and uncertain about the corridor. Alexandrov topologied adj. Softened by drink into a person for whom every intersection of open doors is another invitation. Aran went Alexandrov topologied and treated every open doorway as part of the same room. Alexianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person intent on administering aid, beginning with a plaster for a paper cut. Shykela became Alexianed and organised medical attention for a minor disagreement with the table. Alezzandrini syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose face, colour, and hearing have each adopted separate arrangements. Roynesha was Alezzandrini syndromed, with one cheek flushed and the other entirely unconcerned.