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allochthoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and deposited far from where the evening originally formed. Gwilym was allochthoned on a bench three districts from the pub. allochthonied adj. Too drunk to distinguish what belongs to the evening from what has arrived from elsewhere. Janashia became allochthonied, wearing a borrowed coat and carrying an unfamiliar umbrella home. allochthonned (/əˈlɒkθənd/) adj. Still drunk, and shifted to its present location by forces no longer under personal control. Mahkayla was allochthonned from the bar to the spare room without recalling the interval. allocked adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard acquires a protective outer layer of misplaced confidence. Bentyn became allocked and sealed the biscuit cupboard with a tea towel. alloclamided adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress every cough except the one produced while explaining the route home. Jeton grew alloclamided and delivered directions in a whisper between heroic coughs. alloclasited adj. Having drunk enough to become brittle, angular and unsuitable for the narrow way out. Annikka was alloclasited in the doorway, cracking jokes whenever anyone suggested a taxi. allocochicked adj. Having drunk more than the cloakroom ticket can reasonably be expected to represent. Haddy became allocochicked and offered shell money for the return of her coat. allocolchicined adj. You have drunk enough to arrest all further division of the evening, particularly at the taxi rank. Tyge got allocolchicined and stopped halfway through dividing the fare. allocoprophagied adj. You are drunk and willing to accept any substance, direction or suggestion supplied by someone else. Juniper was allocoprophagied, following the stranger's directions towards a completely different station. allocortexed adj. Of a drinker: operating with fewer layers of thought, especially when finding the coat and the front door. Zanayah was allocortexed by closing time, reducing the journey home to coat, key and optimism. allocreadiided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the patient, looping movements of something searching the same route repeatedly. Vanette was allocreadiided, circling the taxi rank while asking where the taxi rank was. allocrited adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing what enters the bloodstream from what merely crosses a membrane. Myranda spent supper admitting every suggestion, allocrited to the point of biological indiscretion. allocryptopined adj. Drunk in a way that makes a rare botanical alkaloid seem an adequate explanation for the evening. Devinlee became allocryptopined and attributed the missing umbrella to an obscure plant compound. allocutioned (/alə(ʊ)ˈkjuːʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary conversation into a formal and authoritative speech. Amaurys became allocutioned and delivered the crisps a stern account of their duties. allocyanined adj. Drunk to the extent of glowing blue in theory, and addressing the room as though it were a dye bath. Jarett went allocyanined and found the pub lighting scientifically reassuring. allocyaninned adj. Drunk on the strength of a blue dye, or of an argument about one. Farees became allocyaninned and disputed the colour of the landlord's tie.