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allonamided adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into the amide of a previous one. Hirma grew allonamided and attached each new anecdote to an older one. alloneogitostinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a steroidal certainty and a rather narrow purpose. Javarni got alloneogitostinned and pursued one final pint with chemical determination. allonged (/əˈlʌnʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a separate strip of paper for each fresh promise made at the bar. Mareah became allonged and needed the back of a coaster for further endorsements. allonic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming sweet, highly structured, and difficult to handle without sticking. Markwon grew allonic acided and left a sugary account of the evening on every table. allonormativitied adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming that every person at the bar is waiting for the same sort of romance. Anelly got allonormativitied and paired off the entire pub before last orders. allonymed (/ˈal.əˌnɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and answering to another person's name with complete literary confidence. Kailena became allonymed and signed the bar tab under the name of a famous novelist. allonymied adj. Drunk by the third round, and using borrowed names for everyone within conversational reach. Jamely grew allonymied and renamed the darts team after people who had never met them. alloocimened adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically unsaturated enough to change direction whenever the music does. Kamyree became alloocimened and zigzagged between the bar and the loos. allooctoploided adj. Still drunk, and operating with eight complete copies of the same intention. Iochebed became allooctoploided, pursuing the same abandoned plan in eight identical directions. allopalladiumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rare mineral from the small change in your pocket. Derekia became allopalladiumed and appraised the brass rail as though it were ore. alloparasited adj. Sufficiently drunk to attach yourself to an unrelated group and draw sustenance from their crisps. Marame got alloparasited and joined a birthday party without knowing whose it was. alloparasitismed adj. Having drunk enough to make an unrelated table support the entire remainder of the evening. Keanen became alloparasitismed and contributed nothing except opinions to another table's supper. alloparasitoided adj. Having drunk more than one should, and attaching briefly to strangers before moving on to fresh hosts. Halah grew alloparasitoided, spending ten minutes at each table before finding another. alloparented adj. You have drunk enough to supervise an unrelated adult's coat, supper, and route home. Brannon got alloparented and walked a stranger to the taxi rank with paternal solemnity. alloparentinged adj. You are drunk and distributing parental advice to adults who have managed perfectly well without it. Donnavon became alloparentinged and warned the darts players about eating before exertion. allopathed adj. Of a drinker: treating every symptom of the evening with its precise opposite. Michaelpatrick grew allopathed and prescribed stout for his own complaint about stout.