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allotransplantationed adj. Drunk in a way that relocates one person's coat, glass and plans into another's possession. Amaria became allotransplantationed when the cloakroom returned her somebody else's belongings. allotransplanted adj. Drunk beyond recognising the borrowed coat as belonging to someone genetically unlike you. Jivan left allotransplanted, carrying a stranger's coat towards the taxi rank.
allotrimered adj. Drunk, with the result that three separate rounds have become one indistinguishable evening. Satonya was allotrimered by last orders, recalling three rounds as a single complicated drink. allotriocarided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you scuttling home by every available route. Vinay was allotriocarided, moving sideways through the station towards the last train. allotriomorphed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring the irregular shape of someone who has slept in a coat. Sreshta was allotriomorphed on the night bus, folded between earlier passengers and the window. allotriophagied adj. Drunk on the strength of cravings for whatever food the journey home does not ordinarily provide. Bjay was allotriophagied and ordered chips with an inexplicable side of breakfast cereal. allotriploided adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with three overlapping versions of the journey home. Henya was allotriploided, giving the driver three addresses with equal confidence. allotroped (/ˈæ.lə.tɹəʊpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and transformed into a materially different version of yourself for the journey home. Beaman was allotroped by the third round and could no longer use the same staircase confidently. allotrophed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dependent on other people for the energy required to reach home. Jaela was allotrophed by closing time and relied on the group to supply forward motion. allotropicitied adj. Still drunk, and displaying several distinct physical forms while attempting to put on a coat. Krishma remained allotropicitied at the cloakroom, alternating between upright and folded forms. allotropied adj. Sufficiently drunk to exist in several distinct versions, each convinced it knows the way home. Mundi was allotropied after the final round, offering three routes to the same station. allotropismed adj. Too drunk to remain in one physical form between the bar and the front door. Leauna was allotropismed by last orders, becoming seated, standing and leaning within minutes. allotteed (/əˌlɒˈtiːd/) adj. Having drunk more than your allotted share, and treating the remaining journey as somebody else's allocation. Travius was allotteed by last orders and assigned his coat, wallet and route home to friends. allottered adj. You have drunk enough to distribute the remaining coats and passengers with unwarranted authority. Zamantha was allottered by closing time, assigning every coat to the wrong person with confidence. allotteried adj. You are drunk and dividing the journey home into portions that cannot be travelled separately. Cheniece was allotteried, allocating the walk home between three friends and one reluctant taxi.
allotwinned adj. Of a drinker: paired with another version of yourself, each taking a different route home. Jonni was allotwinned by closing time, one half waiting for a taxi and the other seeking chips.