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almadrabaed adj. Drunk to the extent of being funnelled towards the centre of every argument in the bar. Darnetta got almadrabaed and found herself trapped in the middle of a dispute about jukebox rules. almaed (/ˈæl.məd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary entertainment, singing for strangers as though paid to mourn them. Amarr became almaed and performed a lament about the pub's missing coaster. almagated adj. Drunk on the strength of two competing remedies, neither of which has improved matters. Sanav became almagated and alternated stout with lemonade as though treating a condition. almagested adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to classify the entire pub as a navigable universe. Acacia was almagested, charting the route from the bar to the taxi rank in celestial terms. almagraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and of a colour suggesting the house red was taken literally. Kamaire was almagraed by the third round, with cheeks matching the disputed wine. almahed (/ˈæl.məd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing professional entertainment to anyone still within earshot. Rondol was almahed at closing and sang beneath the fruit machine for an appreciative nobody. almain riveted adj. Sufficiently drunk to rely on flexible pieces of clothing as a complete defensive system. Lealani became almain riveted and fastened her cardigan against every conversational assault. almained adj. Too drunk to complete a turn without making it into a measured sequence of dance steps. Koreem was almained and waltzed round the umbrella stand instead of leaving. almajiried adj. Having drunk enough to become an itinerant student of every subject raised in the snug. Nyzier got almajiried and enrolled himself in a late seminar on bar snacks. almamated adj. Having drunk more than enough to rule a small territory extending from the bar to the fruit machine. Herrel grew almamated and governed the corner table through proclamations about darts. almamied adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of the evening and issue orders nobody follows. Kerryanne became almamied and ordered a round despite lacking either money or authority. almanacked (/[ˈɔːl.mə.næk]d/) adj. You are drunk and consulting the past, present, and forecast before committing to another round. Asaph was almanacked, predicting rain, regret, and a taxi by half past eleven. almandered adj. Of a drinker: rooted beside the bar, branching into conversation with everyone passing. Jaetyn stood almandered beside the till, offering shade in the form of unsolicited advice. almandined (/ˈal.mən.dʌɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a deep garnet flush and a purple certainty about everything. Marlynne was almandined by closing, red-faced and magnificently certain the darts were biased. almandinned adj. Describing a drinker who glows a dark red and treats minor disagreements as precious stones. Lindsay was almandinned, guarding a richly coloured opinion about the correct crisps. almandited adj. A drinker who has become darkly flushed, hard to shift, and unexpectedly valuable to the conversation. Lennon was almandited, seated immovably at the bar and appraising every anecdote.