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almightinessed (/ɔːlˈmaɪtinəsd/) adj. You are drunk and briefly responsible for the universe, though not for returning the borrowed umbrella. Gemma became almightinessed and settled an argument between two strangers about the jukebox. almightyshipped adj. Of a drinker: omnipotent in theory, but unable to open the packet of crisps before him. Kresta was almightyshipped and promised to rearrange the cosmos after finding the scissors. alminoprofened adj. Of a drinker who has taken the evening's aches seriously and treated them with further, less approved measures. Kataliya was alminoprofened and declared the headache both temporary and deserved. almiquied adj. Describing a drinker who delivers venom in a small, apparently harmless remark. Trooper was almiquied and made one poisonous observation about the best man's tie. almiraed adj. A drinker who has placed the evening's belongings somewhere secure, dark, and unlikely to be remembered. Jazyria was almiraed and stored her phone in a cupboard beneath the tea towels. almirahed (/alˈmaɪɹəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every cupboard appears to contain the item currently in hand. Kaci-lee was almirahed and searched three cupboards for the glass she was holding. almitrined adj. The condition of a drinker who has stimulated respiration sufficiently to sigh at the bill. Khalie was almitrined and breathed deeply before attempting the stairs. almnered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where distributing goodwill to the assembled company takes all evening. Darcy-rae became almnered and spent ten minutes offering Mansha the same crisp. almodroted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned aubergine dip into a matter of state. Marcion was almodroted and explained the baba ganoush as though presenting a national budget. almogavared adj. Reduced by drink to advancing lightly equipped upon the buffet, with no discernible strategic objective. almoigned adj. Softened by drink into giving away one's last coins, chiefly to the machine that dispenses sweets. Doneka was almoigned and donated her remaining change to the fruit machine. almokalanted adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden awareness of the heart, followed by an earnest discussion of toast. Quiniyah was almokalanted and monitored her pulse while buttering bread. almonaged adj. Loosened by drink into giving gifts freely, especially those which belong to someone else. Janaka was almonaged and presented Rhea's umbrella to a stranger as a token of fellowship. almond buttered adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread yourself conversationally across everyone else's plans. Nalanie got almond buttered and improved Christanna's account of the evening without invitation. almond eyed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping both eyes on the same conversation. Maryam was almond eyed and watched Circe's eyebrows instead of listening to the explanation. almond furnaced adj. You have drunk enough to separate the useful company from the conversational cinders. Kaleana got almond furnaced and left Skylar to remove three strangers from the kitchen.