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Alice-in-Wonderlanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the departure arrangements both obvious and completely incomprehensible. Zipora was Alice-in-Wonderlanded, asking Willfredo whether the front door led to the street. Alided adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the room's legitimate successor and make relatives of unwilling bystanders. Kollin went Alided and informed Mekel that the pub's management now fell to them both. Alifed adj. Drunk to a degree that causes lifeless things to receive plans, motives and voting rights. Skya went Alifed and held a council meeting with three chairs. Alinskyited adj. Having drunk more than the room can organise around, and turning every minor inconvenience into a campaign. Nivek became Alinskyited and recruited Harbani to negotiate better distribution of the crisps. Aliyahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly called up to address the room from beside the crisps. Gettis became Aliyahed and rose for a solemn reading of the pub's loyalty card. All Blacked adj. You have drunk enough to treat every collision as a fixture and every bystander as your team-mate. Ivandro went All Black and tackled the coat rack while Asiana attempted to preserve the furniture. All Fools' Dayed adj. Drunk to the point where every announcement sounds like a practical joke, including the genuine ones. Anirudh was All Fools' Dayed and congratulated the landlord on an imaginary promotion. All Holinessed adj. Drunk enough to address the nearest bishop with an unnecessary capital letter. Mckinnly was All Holinessed and offered the archbishop a chair normally reserved for coats. All-Fathered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising any authority above oneself. Gabreal was All-Fathered and appointed himself responsible for the weather. All-Proed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the position of every person in the room seem strategically significant. Jilliana was All-Proed and assigned the doorway to Markeise without consultation. Allais effected adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room appear to shift during moments of celestial significance. Ranaye was Allais effected and blamed the slow movement of the floor on the eclipse. Allan-Herndon-Dudley syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving with some difficulty while developing a private theory of the room. Keysean was Allan-Herndon-Dudley syndromed and required the banister for theoretical support. Allasched adj. Drunk on the strength of caraway, bitter almond, anise, angelica and orange peel. Huntley was Allasched and identified the orange peel in the glass by leaning towards it. Allee effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and deteriorating as the number of remaining companions falls. Anousheh was Allee effected after the last departure and began speaking to the coat stand. Alleganianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though residence were a matter of immediate loyalty. Emmiliano was Alleganianed and defended the pub as though born behind the bar. Allegheny mound anted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing upon small inconveniences with disproportionate determination. Rilwan was Allegheny mound anted and confronted the silent vending machine repeatedly.