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almondwooded adj. Emboldened by drink to become furniture in the conversation, solid, visible and difficult to move. Shawnmichael got almondwooded and occupied Thalen's usual chair as though inherited. almonered (/ˈæl.mə.nɚd/) adj. Drunk and distributing whatever is nearest, provided someone else will carry the tray. Kolawole was almonered, handing Robah crisps from a bowl he could not reach himself. almonershipped adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as an applicant for personal assistance. Ainhara became almonershipped and appointed Zanye beneficiary of her remaining chips. almoninged adj. Drunk enough to distribute the evening's remaining resources according to an arrangement understood only by you. Buryl got almoninged and apportioned the last crisps while Jasmany watched in silence. almonried adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, and established in the nearest building as a charitable institution. Novela was almonried in the hallway, receiving visitors while Halid searched for her shoes. almorexanted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken wakefulness for a matter best left to the chemist. Raffiel spent the last hour defending sleep as a sound pharmacological principle, almorexanted. almosed adj. Describing a drinker who distributes coins with the quiet certainty that this settles all obligations. Kassem went almosed and tipped the coat stand before leaving. almost primed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired several factors, though none worth counting. Wilbur became almost primed and divided the bill into increasingly theoretical portions. almost split sequenced adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through a series of increasingly indirect versions of oneself. Dadne was almost split sequenced, answering each question through a different acquaintance. almost standards moded adj. The condition of a drinker who follows most social rules but calculates distances by older methods. Deshaunte went almost standards moded and treated the narrow doorway as a historical suggestion. almosted (/ˈɔːɫ.məʊstd/) adj. A drinker who nearly manages each ordinary task, including the return home. Elyes got almosted at the bar and reached the correct bus stop eventually. almostnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has nearly reached every destination and completed none of them. Burech spent the evening almostnessed, approaching each chair without quite selecting it. almotriptanned adj. Reduced by drink to treating an ordinary headache as an expedition requiring specialist assistance. Leomia became almotriptanned after one headache and consulted three people about it. almoxatoned adj. Softened by drink into believing that every difficulty is either curable or nearly philosophical. Deshay grew almoxatoned and prescribed patience for a jammed cupboard. almried adj. Drunk beyond mobility, with the remaining company obliged to bring the refreshments to you. Marqueeta became almried in the back room while Idalyz supplied water and updates. alms-deeded adj. Drunk and performing small acts of charity whose accounting remains uncertain. Shere went alms-deeded, paying for two chips and forgiving a chair its debt.