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aloined (/ˈæloʊ.ɪnd/) adj. A drinker who treats the last round as a laxative intervention and the taxi as a necessary precaution. Armond became aloined after closing time and requested the nearest route with adequate facilities. alomancied adj. Drunk to the point where salt scattered on the worktop determines the next household decision. Chanelly went alomancied and read the salt beside the chopping board before choosing the sofa. alombradoed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub decisions acquire the authority of private revelation. Haggard became alombradoed and announced that the fruit machine had chosen him for office. alomfilimabed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining round appears to require selective assistance from the immune system. Shakai was alomfilimabed by last orders and sought antibody support from the coat-check attendant. alone in the darked adj. The state of being drunk and blue-magenta, particularly when the last bus has gone and the coats are unhelpful. Cambre was alone in the darked beside the closed station, blue-magenta and awaiting a taxi. alonement spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding the quiet corner as a designated professional environment rather than an escape from colleagues. Mellicent went alonement spaced and filed imaginary reports from the coat cupboard. alonemented adj. Drunk to the extent of treating solitude as a formal philosophical position, and defending it at length. Kenlyn became alonemented and delivered a lecture on solitude to an empty chair. alonenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining isolation as though it were both diagnosis and constitutional right. Cameron-jay was alonenessed and rejected three offers of crisps as an invasion of privacy. alonered adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately convinced that company is optional rather than objectionable. Tamarra was alonered, reading the drinks menu in a corner with considerable contentment. alongshoremanned adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who handles coats, bags and passengers as cargo for immediate departure. Jarmell went alongshoremanned at last orders, loading Phillipmichael's coat into the waiting taxi. aloo bokharaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dried plum from a potato, yet prepared to defend the distinction in scholarly terms. Thilo was aloo bokharaed and classified the fruit bowl according to an entirely private taxonomy. aloo bukharaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the dried fruit a potato's administrative importance, despite the spelling being merely alternative. Talhia became aloo bukharaed and demanded an inventory of the household's preserved fruit. aloo chaated adj. Having drunk enough to regard diced potato, chilli and chutney as a defensible theory of social order. Braylan got aloo chaated and reconstructed the buffet according to spice, crunch and coriander. aloo gobied adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with keeping potato and cauliflower in their appointed portions. Saide became aloo gobied and combined every vegetable on the table into one dry argument. aloo goshted adj. You have drunk enough to regard mutton and potato in gravy as an adequate account of the evening. Larhea was aloo goshted and attempted to improve the curry by adding a second serving to it. aloo pied adj. You are drunk and folded into a crisp, triangular certainty that potatoes solve most practical matters. Cordes was aloo pied and offered the samosa as a universal remedy for administrative difficulty.