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alphabet of desired adj. The state of being drunk and assigning private symbols to every object required before closing. Higinia became alphabet of desired and drew a sigil for chips on the back of her hand. alphabet oracled adj. The condition of a drinker who consults individual letters for guidance, then orders what begins with C. Marnice became alphabet oracled and asked the Greek alphabet whether to call home. alphabet souped adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced language to floating letters and supper to a bowl. Carrisa became alphabet souped and found the noodles unusually articulate. alphabetarianed adj. Reduced by drink to learning the alphabet anew, with the letter Q proving insurmountable. Aryona became alphabetarianed and recited the first six letters to the coat stand. alphabeted (/ˈæl.fəˌbɛtd/) adj. You are drunk and arranging every conversation into letters, before collapsing at the letter B. Jainah got alphabeted and sorted the menu into vowels, consonants, and pudding. alphabetical jigsawed adj. Sharpened by drink into a crossword solver who can place every answer except ‘taxi’. Eashan became alphabetical jigsawed and reconstructed the pub menu from its clues. alphabetical ordered adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the entire room by initial, beginning with the ashtrays. Anslee became alphabetical ordered and moved the glasses into a strict sequence. alphabeticaled (/ˌæl.fəˈbɛt.ɪ.kəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a crossword in which the clues are orderly but the answers are not. Saby became alphabeticaled and arranged the bar tabs before misplacing the word ‘home’. alphabeticalitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where alphabeticalness survives only in the queue for the toilet. Ronalie became alphabeticalitied and took several minutes to find the letter after N. alphabeticalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the guests by initial, leaving surnames and feelings in separate piles. Ronella spent supper sorting the guests by first letter, thoroughly alphabeticalnessed by pudding. alphabeticianed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make each friend supply the next letter, whether they wished to or not. Donel got alphabeticianed and recruited the entire table for a sequence nobody had requested. alphabeticitied adj. You have drunk enough to insist that every remark must begin with a recognisable letter. Dilanjan was alphabeticitied, leaving the table to wait while each apology found its initial. alphabeticked (/ˌæl.fəˈbɛt.ɪkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a single letter, readily misplaced among the paperwork. Errika became alphabeticked and signed the receipt with an uncertain lower-case g. alphabetisationed adj. Describing a drinker who puts the company in alphabetical order before allowing anyone to leave. Davontae got alphabetisationed and kept Jonica beside the coat stand until the list was complete. alphabetisered adj. A drinker so far gone that every guest is filed, labelled, and summoned in order. Catrena found Marillyn alphabetisered, calling the room’s occupants from an imaginary register. alphabetismed adj. You are drunk and reading every introduction letter by letter, as though names were telegrams. Kashanta got alphabetismed and pronounced Sebastian’s name as four separate announcements.