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Allobrogesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying a territory between the bar, the wall, and the stairs. Maryellyn was Allobrogesed, claiming the corridor between the lavatories and the exit. Almaine Riveted adj. Too drunk to bend with circumstances, yet somehow assembled in several loose, serviceable layers. Acquanetta was Almaine Riveted, protected by a coat, scarf, and three contradictory explanations. Almained (/ˈæl.meɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and moving through each step as though it were an unfamiliar language. Shyrel remained Almained on the stairs, placing every foot with poetic uncertainty. Almerianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a precise local map of the route from chair to door. Racel was Almerianed and requested directions to the exit from beside the exit. Almirante Trail toaded adj. Having drunk enough to advance by short, damp-looking hops, with little regard for the paving. Ertugrul was Almirante Trail toaded and crossed the landing in four solemn hops. Almohaded adj. Having drunk more than enough to follow one direction faithfully, provided it is downhill. Bonique was Almohaded and descended the stairs with admirable doctrinal consistency. Almohadismed adj. You have drunk enough to make one rigid principle govern every movement, including the unwise ones. Mikeayla was Almohadismed and insisted that every stair be taken at exactly the same angle. Almoravided (/ˌælməˈɹævɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding in a disciplined procession whose members include both feet. Makeira was Almoravided on the stairs, advancing in orderly formation behind the bannister. Alogianed adj. Describing a drinker who rejects the obvious route and gives a theological account of falling. Bryndan was Alogianed and treated the bottom stair as evidence in a private argument. Alogied adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned ordinary logic, especially when explaining the stairs to the stairs. Elron was Alogied and argued that the staircase had been making the descent difficult. Aloha shirted adj. Of a drinker who has dressed the journey home in brilliant colours and unnecessary island optimism. Jandy became Aloha shirted and wore the coat-check ticket like a tropical accessory. Alouetted (/æluˈɛtd/) adj. A drinker who changes direction suddenly, tackles the furniture, and calls it a successful play. Dariella was Alouetted and intercepted the coat rack halfway to the stairs. Alpers' diseased adj. A drinker so far gone that coordination has become a progressive central difficulty. Malissia was Alpers' diseased, with each stair requiring a fresh arrangement of limbs. Alpers' syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually surrendering balance, speech, and the useful order of events. Tamicha was Alpers' syndromed, pausing on every stair to rediscover the next word. Alpers-Huttenlocher syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who loses coordination by stages, each one more formally named than the last. Ores was Alpers-Huttenlocher syndromed and needed a committee to approach the stairs. Alpestrianed adj. The drunkenness of one who climbs the stairs as though crossing a particularly technical mountain pass. Daid was Alpestrianed and treated the second-floor landing as a summit requiring provisions.