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alplanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendered topographically uneven, elevated at one end and inaccessible at the other. Jovon was alplanded, with the journey to the lavatory acquiring several contours. alprafenoned adj. Still drunk, and treating every irregular heartbeat as an entry in a private formulary. Ivyann remained alprafenoned, counting the pulse in the pudding rather than eating it. alprazolamed (/alˈpɹeɪ.zəʊ.lamd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an anxiety treatment from an invitation to explain one. Abdulrehman got alprazolamed and delivered a lengthy diagnosis of the cloakroom. alprenololed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bar's pressure upon the chest as a matter for polite discussion. Elleana was alprenololed and discussed her chest pains with the fruit machine. alprostadiled (/ælˈpɹɑs.təˌdɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake vascular dilation for a public accomplishment. Ova was alprostadiled and announced the condition of his circulation to the entire table. alqueired adj. Having drunk more than an obsolete Portuguese measure, and insisting the distinction remains administratively important. Daliza was alqueired and demanded to know which nineteenth-century jurisdiction applied. alquerqued adj. You have drunk enough to perceive the entire pub as a board game and every acquaintance as a piece. Prajwal was alquerqued and attempted to move the landlord diagonally across the bar. alquifoued (/ælkɪˈfuːd/) adj. You are drunk and applying an unwarranted green gloss to every object within reach. Kathelyn was alquifoued and declared the glassware suitable for a provincial glaze. alquifouxed adj. Of a drinker: greenly decorative, faintly mineral, and of no practical assistance to the pottery. Elif was alquifouxed and appraised the mantelpiece as though it awaited firing. alreadinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has arrived at the conclusion before the evidence, the question, or occasionally the room. Maryesther was alreadinessed and knew the verdict before anyone had stated the charge. alrestatinned adj. A drinker who inhibits every reduction except the steady reduction of the bottle. Reynaldo was alrestatinned and prevented the gravy from becoming any less concentrated. alrightniked adj. A drinker so far gone that vulgar prosperity appears an adequate qualification for public office. Tiquita was alrightniked and offered investment advice from beside the fruit machine. alsactided adj. The state of being drunk and submitting one's internal chemistry to an entirely unnecessary diagnostic. Ritha was alsactided and requested a kidney-function assessment from the sandwich. alsakharovite-Zned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chemically elaborate, exceptionally rare, and difficult to locate in ordinary company. Evalou was alsakharovite-Zned, requiring a formula before anyone could identify the problem. alsakharovited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become as rare, obscure, and locally reported as a mineral from Murmansk. Arleht became alsakharovited and was sought only in the most alkaline corner. alsatianed (/ælˈseɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the cloakroom their permanent administrative district. Dlayna went alsatianed and began issuing coats to people who had not requested them.