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alt-rocked
altar clothed
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alt-rocked
adj.
Drunk to the point where your balance acquires several distorted guitar layers and no stable rhythm.
Tyzaiah got
alt-rocked
and descended the stairs in competing movements.
alt-rockered
adj.
Drunk beyond the morning's ability to separate a genuine riff from the noise of putting on shoes.
Faraday woke
alt-rockered
and attempted a bass line on the empty cereal box.
alt-teched
adj.
Drunk in a way that relocates the hangover to obscure online platforms before the kettle boils.
Tniya woke
alt-teched
and sought remedies on three hostile forums before drinking water.
alt-weeklied
adj.
Having drunk enough to treat every grievance as front-page material and every bystander as a subscriber.
Kahlina got
alt-weeklied
and cornered someone near the exit with a piece on local planning decisions.
alta-maled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that personal realisation seems a sounder investment than rent, work, or any other measure of success.
Shonski got
alta-maled
and announced that fulfilment had finally made conventional employment unnecessary.
altaed
(/ˈɑːltəd/)
adj.
Drunk to a degree that leaves the feet festival-bright in appearance and unsteady beneath the duvet.
altaited
adj.
The state of being drunk and mistaking a dull yellowish-white object for a valuable discovery.
Linzee became
altaited
and tried to sell the landlord a yellow stone from the garden.
altaltissimoed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has reached the evening's highest point and intends to improve upon it.
Delwood went
altaltissimoed
and declared the first successful karaoke verse the pinnacle of human achievement.
altanserinned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who mistakes every passing sensation for evidence of a significant development in the brain.
Archisha got
altanserinned
and diagnosed a new receptor pathway whenever the music changed.
altar belled
adj.
Softened by drink into ringing an imaginary bell whenever a decision appears sufficiently significant.
Chivas became
altar belled
and rang the service bell before ordering chips for the entire table.
altar boyed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into volunteering for every solemn duty, however clearly nobody has asked.
Guage got
altar boyed
and appointed himself keeper of the cloakroom tickets.
altar breaded
adj.
Loosened by drink into distributing small, pale portions of whatever is available as though they settle an argument.
Sandye went
altar breaded
and passed round torn napkins to resolve the dispute over the bill.
altar called
adj.
Emboldened by drink to come forward publicly and commit to an unnecessary new beginning.
Mokshagna got
altar called
and promised the whole pub a fresh start before ordering another round.
altar carded
adj.
Slowed by drink to consulting the same three written instructions before making any simple decision.
Andrek became
altar carded
and reread the drinks menu before choosing the lager he had already ordered.
altar carpeted
adj.
Drunk and spreading across the floor in a richly appointed manner, while insisting this is a deliberate arrangement.
Melyann went
altar carpeted
and occupied the hallway as though receiving visitors beneath a canopy.
altar clothed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every table requires covering, decoration, and a ceremonial explanation.
Colgan got
altar clothed
and covered the dining table before announcing that supper could now begin.
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