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altaristed adj. Drunk and standing watch over the refreshments as though the sofa required tending. Franz became altaristed and guarded the water glasses from perfectly ordinary visitors. altaritied adj. Of a drinker: otherness exalted as if a religious concept, particularly when choosing the next round. Corieon became altaritied and declared the unfamiliar bitter spiritually superior. altarleted adj. Drunk enough to establish a small shrine of water, spectacles, and unopened snacks beside the sofa. Inisha became altarleted and arranged her water glass beside the remote. altarpieced adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing wall decoration from a suitable place to hang a tea towel. Adwoa was altarpieced and tried to hang the dishcloth above the television. altarstoned adj. Still drunk, and treating any sufficiently weighty object as a permanent support for an ill-considered plan. Janeil remained altarstoned and used a brick to mark the place where breakfast should be served. altarwared adj. Drunk beyond handling the good glasses without assigning each one a ceremonial purpose. Cierra was altarwared and used the best tumbler solely for a glass of water. altazimuthed (/ælˈtæzɪməθd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement involves a slow change of direction and elevation. Anwon became altazimuthed while carrying water from the sink to the sofa. altbiered (/ˈɑltˌbɪɹd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen feels Germanic, fermentative, and best reached from the sofa. Megnan was altbiered and described the fridge as a regional institution. altcoined adj. Drunk to the extent of investing the household's remaining change in a second glass of water. Bellami was altcoined and attempted to pay Kadarius in bottle tops for the sofa. alted (/ɔːltd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning voice has risen above the conversation and stayed there. Nishika woke alted and addressed the kettle in a pitch normally reserved for emergencies. altenuened adj. Drunk on the strength of something toxic, leaving the kitchen cautious and the water suddenly medicinal. Kallon was altenuened and approached the glass of water as though it required testing. altepetled adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the sitting room into a small, self-governing settlement. Khya became altepetled and declared the sofa an independent domestic territory. alteplased (/ˈal.təp.leɪzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dissolving the evening's remaining resistance to a glass of water. Jansiel was alteplased and surrendered cheerfully to the sofa and its accompanying tumbler. alter egoed (/ˈɔːl.təɹ iːɡəʊd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting negotiations with another version of yourself over the water glass. Arizonia was alter egoed, asking her other self whether the glass belonged to either of them. alter idemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the person sharing the sofa as another version of oneself. Isal was alter idemed and offered the last biscuit to an identical self in the window. alter kakered adj. Having drunk enough to become an old fogey in the kitchen, objecting to modern seating. Diesha was alter kakered and complained that the sofa encouraged poor posture.