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alter kockered adj. Having drunk more than the household furniture can forgive, and grumbling like an old fogey from the sofa. Aishatu was alter kockered and criticised the kitchen clock for its youthful haste. alter-egoed adj. Too drunk to accept that the person on the sofa is yourself, despite matching clothing. Tyche was alter-egoed and introduced herself to the reflection in the dark television. alter-egotismed adj. You have drunk enough to identify every person in the room with yourself, including whoever moved the glass. Jakalia was alter-egotismed and accused the sofa of having borrowed her blanket. alter-globalisationed adj. Of a drinker who has united the household around cooperation, shared blankets, and a common glass of water. Javien was alter-globalisationed and negotiated a peaceful arrangement for the sofa cushions. alter-globalisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to worldwide cooperation, but chiefly between the sofa and the kitchen. Ojas was alter-globalisted and sought fair distribution of cushions throughout the sitting room. alter-globalizationed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing solidarity from an argument over who is paying for the round. Stetsen got alter-globalizationed and proposed cooperation between every table in the pub. alterabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every settled arrangement appears open to alteration, including the seating plan. Antolin got alterabilitied and moved the crisps to improve the table's prospects. alterabled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the person, their opinions and the order of drinks readily variable. Senorita was alterabled and changed her order whenever the barmaid reached the till. alterablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every decision as provisional, particularly the one about going home. Tijuan was alterablenessed and reconsidered the taxi after putting his coat on. alteranted adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever changes the evening has administered, from stout to unsolicited advice. Oluremi was alteranted by the bitter and began rearranging the pub's social order. alterationed (/ɒl.tə(ɹ)ˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making every conversation materially different from how it began. Chesleigh was alterationed and turned a quiet round into a debate about the furniture. alterationisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking measurements for improvements nobody requested. Tzivi became alterationisted and offered to shorten the landlord's curtains. alteratived (/ˈɒl.tɹə.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on internal changes rather than any practical route home. Berhan was alteratived by closing time and declared the curry medicinal. alteratored adj. Still drunk, and changing the plan whenever it threatens to reach a conclusion. Monteco remained alteratored, moving the party from pub to kebab shop and back. altercationed (/ˌɔːltəˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to hold a discussion without converting it into a heated dispute over minor matters. Alexisia got altercationed over whose turn it was to order the pork scratchings. altercatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a harmless disagreement into the evening's principal entertainment. Rhenda became altercatored when someone questioned the correct use of the dartboard.