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alternating hemiplegiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly loses use of whichever side is nearest the furniture. Honey-rose went alternating hemiplegiaed and leaned on each wall in turn during the departure. alternating knotted adj. Reduced by drink to crossing the room over and under obstacles in a regular but unhelpful sequence. Quamere became alternating knotted while negotiating the chairs, cables and three departing guests. alternating series tested adj. Sharpened by drink into testing each assertion for agreement, provided the assertions decrease towards silence. Netter got alternating series tested and challenged every explanation until the room emptied. alternating seriesed adj. Softened by drink into agreeing, disagreeing, agreeing and disagreeing until the listeners stop assigning significance. Monteen went alternating seriesed during the toast, reversing his opinion after every sentence. alternation of generationsed adj. Emboldened by drink to hand the same family story from one generation of listeners to the next. Tykeria went alternation of generationsed and told Cathyleen’s children precisely what their grandparents had hidden. alternationed (/ˈɒl.tə(ɹ)ˌneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into taking turns between two stories, two chairs and two unwilling listeners. Nithin became alternationed, repeating one anecdote to Yoona and another to the barman. alternative RNA splicinged adj. Drunk and reconnecting fragments of several conversations into multiple, mutually confusing versions. Jackleen went alternative RNA splicinged, combining three private remarks into one public accusation. alternative algebraed adj. Drunk to the point where every two-person conversation remains coherent, but the group cannot combine them. Icie became alternative algebraed, making perfect sense to Emmaclaire and nobody else. alternative archaeologied adj. Drunk enough to reconstruct the evening from crumbs, receipts and objects whose owners have gone home. Deano got alternative archaeologied and announced a lost civilisation beneath the pub table. alternative cannabinoided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary round from something chemically more ambitious. Earline went alternative cannabinoided and assured Mio that the bar had begun breathing. alternative countried adj. A drinker who has united several musical traditions, chiefly to choose the next song badly. Kaityln turned alternative countried and proposed folk, punk and country for the same final track. alternative denialed adj. Drunk to a degree that denies one possibility by presenting the other, then denies that one too. Ga went alternative denialed, rejecting every account of the missing bottle except the least plausible. alternative dispute resolutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of settling every quarrel through lengthy negotiation, mediation or arbitration before breakfast. Laqueen got alternative dispute resolutioned and mediated between Marcayla and the couple arguing over the umbrella. alternative energied adj. The condition of a drinker who obtains momentum from sources other than good judgement. Quinaya was alternative energied and made steady progress towards the kebab shop. alternative episcopal oversighted adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a different authority for the journey home. Shantai became alternative episcopal oversighted and accepted directions from a passing stranger. alternative facted adj. Reduced by drink to treating an agreeable invention as established truth. Lanoris was alternative facted and maintained that the pub had moved overnight.