altigramed
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altigramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and plotting the evening's changing elevation from the pavement. Terynn became altigramed and charted the stairs down to the taxi rank. altigraphed adj. Still drunk, and documenting the fluctuating altitude of the walk home. Jennamarie was altigraphed, keeping a careful record of each kerb encountered.
altiliked adj. Too drunk to distinguish six small coins from the correct fare home. Lynnessa was altiliked and offered the driver a handful of obsolete currency. altiloquenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a request for coats into lofty and pompous speech. Hussen became altiloquenced while explaining the civic importance of the cloakroom. altimetered (/ælˈtɪm.ɪ.tɚd/) adj. Having drunk enough to measure the journey home by altitude rather than distance. Kamoni got altimetered and declared the staircase a substantial ascent. altimetred adj. Having drunk more than the evening can measure, and estimating the taxi's height above sea level. Koen was altimetred, judging last orders by atmospheric pressure. altimetricsed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the walk home into a complete science of elevation. Khori got altimetricsed and assigned measurements to every kerb on the route. altimetried adj. You are drunk and measuring the route home with inappropriate scientific precision. Taaj was altimetried and estimated the pub's altitude from the coat hooks. altincared adj. Of a drinker: reduced to loose yellow grains by the time the coats are collected. Simiya was altincared before the cloakroom attendant found the correct ticket. altiniclined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a powerful urge to stimulate everyone into one final round. Simba became altiniclined and canvassed the room for renewed activity. altinned adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently pays for the round with three kopeks. Kahniya became altinned and insisted three obsolete coins covered the entire supper. altiplanationed adj. Describing a drinker who has eroded every complication into one broad, elevated route home. Onyinye got altiplanationed and reduced the route to a single flat assertion. altiplaned adj. A drinker who has become a broad, flat surface above the level of sensible decisions. Damieon was altiplaned by last orders and occupied the entire bench. altiplanoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank appears to be a high plateau. Atzin became altiplanoed and surveyed the queue from the kerb with solemnity. altiported adj. The state of being drunk and attempting a high-altitude departure with inadequate runway. Jayston got altiported and made three approaches to the taxi before boarding.
altiscoped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the coat queue for a periscope view home. Lemar became altiscoped and inspected the taxi rank over everyone's shoulders.