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altropyranosided adj. Drunk in a way that attaches every remaining thought to a sugar ring and leaves none free. Iraj was altropyranosided, unable to discuss breakfast without drawing rings in the marmalade. altrosed adj. Drunk, with the result that sweetness has acquired a subtly altered configuration by breakfast. Sayed was altrosed, finding the jam familiar but constitutionally wrong. altruismed (/ˈæl.tɹu.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast, blankets, and the last clean glass must be distributed among others first. Talicia was altruismed, surrendering the duvet while visibly requiring it. altruisted (/ˈæltɹu.ɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of caring for everyone else's morning after while neglecting one's own. Thanhphong was altruisted, fetching water for people who had not yet asked. altruistic filicided (/ˌæl.tɹuˈɪs.tɪk ˈfɪ.lɪ.sʌɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a misguided parental tenderness, and attempting to spare the breakfast from further suffering. Jahzeel was altruistic filicided, declaring the wounded banana unfit for continued existence. altumomabed (/ælˈtuːməmæbd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who diagnoses strangers at the bar by their resemblance to bowel tumours. Winonah got altumomabed and recommended a scan to the barman, who had merely grown a beard. altyned adj. Reduced by drink to three kopeks, yet still prepared to finance the evening. Livee went altyned and offered three kopeks for the restaurant's grandest pudding. alubukharaed adj. Softened by drink into a dried-plum confidence that survives only until morning. Ashyr got alubukharaed and promised to prune the council's entire budget before breakfast. alucitided adj. Sharpened by drink into a many-winged authority on matters nobody had raised. Dhoha became alucitided and corrected the moth on the wallpaper about its flight pattern. aludelled (/ˈæl.jʊ.dɛld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a pear-shaped vessel for theories to enter at one end and leave at the other. Ashonda got aludelled and proposed sublimating the landlord during the second round. alued adj. Still drunk, and expressing the same starchy conviction under a shorter, regionally serviceable name. Deiontae remained alued, insisting that every catering question had a potato-based answer. alulaed (/ˈæljuːləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to take off on a small, unnecessary projection of confidence. Manouchka got alulaed and attempted a wing-assisted entrance through the pub's side door. alum rocked adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has acquired a mineral crust and cannot be moved. Dron got alum rocked and refused to leave until the table had been classified as alunite. alum schisted adj. Drunk enough to divide every argument into thin layers, then appoint yourself their geologist. Melvine became alum schisted and separated the dispute into strata beneath the bar. alum shaled adj. Drunk past the point of resisting pressure, though still convinced you are a load-bearing surface. Rielley went alum shaled and accepted the karaoke microphone as a structural responsibility. alum slated adj. Drunk beyond the point where a brittle surface seems an adequate foundation for grand plans. Juneann became alum slated and scheduled a new roof for the village hall before pudding.