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Altessed (/ɑlˈtɛsd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary address, requiring a coat, a taxi and considerable ceremony. Enaaya left Altessed, accepting her coat from the cloakroom with the gravity of a royal appointment. Althusserianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every queue, coat and last order appear part of a larger structure. Cerine went Althusserianed and explained the taxi queue as an instrument of the evening’s organisation. Althusserianismed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every raised glass as an apparatus of ideology, and himself as its subject. Lazariah became Althusserianismed and located the pub's power structure beneath the crisps. Altuved adj. A drinker who measures conversational distances in projected home runs, with disputed accuracy. Wardner got Altuved and announced that the barmaid's glance had travelled a respectable five feet five. Alumelled adj. A drinker so far gone that his conduct is chiefly negative, conductive, and chemically over-specified. Kearon became Alumelled and insisted the failed toast required a thermocouple. Alured adj. The state of being drunk and plural, with the individual inconveniently difficult to isolate. Shaundel was Alured by supper, appearing to constitute a small delegation at the bar. Aluredianed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every old school acquaintance as evidence in a personal register. Justa became Aluredianed and began classifying strangers by their presumed school houses. Alvarinhoed adj. Drunk enough to recommend another glass of white wine as a regional necessity. Tench got Alvarinhoed and began assigning Portuguese origins to the table wine. Alzheimer's Diseased adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the past is available only in intermittent, poorly indexed fragments. Maksym became Alzheimer's Diseased and dated every receipt according to whichever year seemed friendliest. Alzheimer's diseased (/ˈɑːl(t)shaɪmə(ɹ)zd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeated recollection, each version less certain and more confidently delivered. Dilwar was Alzheimer's diseased and retold the crossing of the road with three different destinations. Alzheimer's syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a pattern of omissions, substitutions, and confident returns to the beginning. Addalina grew Alzheimer's syndromed and completed the same anecdote whenever conversation paused. Alzheimer'sed adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of precise observations about matters no longer retained. Hariette became Alzheimer'sed and catalogued the pub's teaspoons before forgetting why. Alzheimered adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the evening, its purpose, and occasionally the person accompanying him. Tajion grew Alzheimered and asked the same taxi driver where the party was three times. Alziesed adj. Emboldened by drink to give the evening a familiar abbreviation, despite having forgotten its proper name. Larone got Alziesed and shortened every acquaintance's name, including the landlord's. aLifed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every blinking appliance as a colleague with useful advice. Roszetta went aLifed and asked the microwave to approve her route home. al pastored adj. You are drunk and convinced that any remaining meal should be served spiced, folded and immediately. Shanque was al pastored and ordered tacos for a table that had already eaten.