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ALL CAPS'd adj. Too drunk to lower the voice, the letters, or the importance of an observation about the crisps. Vickilyn became ALL CAPS'd and announced the shortage of crisps to the entire beer garden. ALL'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the outside front of the knee as a point of reference. Esmee-louise was ALL'd and discussed the outside of her knee with Larwence. ALLL'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless loan from a loss requiring formal provision. Dulcy became ALLL'd and entered every missing pound in the ledger as a doubtful receivable. ALM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that manages the evening as a lifecycle, despite having lost track of its beginning. Marinn was ALM'd and scheduled the next round before finishing the present one. ALP'd adj. Drunk beyond recognition by the friends who supplied the simpler explanation. Sy got ALP'd and made his friends identify him by increasingly speculative theories. ALPR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising every number plate except the one attached to your taxi. Gursahib was ALPR'd and identified passing cars while failing to find his own outside. ALS'd adj. Too drunk to persuade the voluntary muscles that breakfast, stairs or trousers are necessary. Adgie was ALS'd by morning, staring at his trousers as though they required specialist assistance. ALSEP'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to conduct experiments, though still deploying equipment across the carpet. Amisadai got ALSEP'd and arranged the cushions as a lunar research station. ALSered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming physically deliberate, while requiring several companions to interpret the pauses. Toral became ALSered and left Ramson to translate a request for another drink. ALT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning a test of liver function and failed to provide results. Rukia looked ALT'd, studying the water bottle as though it might report on her liver. ALTE'd adj. Drunk past the point of appearing in immediate danger, though every decision thereafter suggests otherwise. Teni became ALTE'd and attempted to cycle home after misplacing the bicycle. ALUA'd adj. Loosened by drink into accessing the correct resource only intermittently. Naudiya was ALUA'd and repeatedly reached for the wrong glass. ALifed adj. Drunk, with the result that imaginary systems are managed more confidently than the actual evening. Tinishia became ALifed and appointed the lamps to separate departments. Al Caponed (/ˌæl kəˈpoʊnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the telephone as though it were a fellow passenger. Taiylor was Al Caponed, apologising to the telephone for missing the last bus. Al Jazeera effected adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted every bystander an equal voice on the route home. Niobe became Al Jazeera effected, polling the queue about buses that had stopped running. Al-Anonned (/ˌæl.əˈnɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening discussing another person's drinking while ordering another round. Zantasia was Al-Anonned, describing her friend's habits between two determined trips to the bar.