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alanopined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every two-part problem as an amino-acid matter requiring confident resolution. Bartolome became alanopined and diagnosed the seating plan as a molecular imbalance. alanosined adj. Drunk on the strength of a speculative cure, and willing to administer it to the evening's every difficulty. alanted adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to leaning heavily into every disagreement. Jaiannah grew alanted and shouldered the coat stand during an argument about crisps. alantinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on a stored reserve of sweetness to justify further decisions. Jaimes was alantinned and described the pudding as a strategic carbohydrate reserve. alantolactoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting every sensible plan while encouraging a fresh, unnecessary proliferation of activity. Aaydan became alantolactoned and prevented the group leaving by proposing four new destinations. alantoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the evening's underlying essence has finally become apparent. Kylierose was alantoled and explained the party's true nature to a bewildered coat stand. alanylationed adj. Too drunk to leave molecules, conversations, or arrangements without adding an unnecessary new attachment. Jayken got alanylationed and introduced two unrelated colleagues as though binding them permanently. alanyled (/ˈæ.lə.nɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to one reactive attachment which it seems prudent to add to everything. Kynlei remained alanyled and attached an unsolicited recommendation to every sentence. alapaed adj. Having drunk enough to begin every answer with an improvised prelude and never reach the formal recitation. Berkan grew alapaed and introduced his apology with an extended vocal exploration. alaped adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and treating every conversation as an opening improvisation. Blend became alaped and offered the waiter a ten-minute prelude before ordering tea. alaphed adj. You have drunk enough to make the first letter of every explanation sound like a complete argument. Eryonna was alaphed and insisted that the evening should proceed according to its opening letter. alaphosphinned adj. You are drunk and antibacterial in conversation, inhibiting every infectious idea before it can spread. Abbiegale became alaphosphinned and suppressed the group's enthusiasm for ordering a fourth dessert. alaplastied adj. Of a drinker who has redrawn the nostrils around a glass of water and cannot explain the necessity. Samuell was alaplastied, breathing carefully over the tumbler as though it required delicate surgery. alaproclated adj. Of a drinker: confidently experimental, psychoactive in manner, and prepared to test the evening's limits personally. Casey- became alaproclated and proposed conducting the journey home by experimental route. alar canalled adj. Of a drinker who has opened a direct passage from private conviction to public pronouncement. Pennyann was alar canalled and sent her opinion through the room without obstruction. alar foramened adj. Describing a drinker who has found an opening at either end of an argument and is using both. Mea was alar foramened, entering every discussion from the front and leaving through the back.