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albedoed (/ælˈbi.doʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond any useful absorption, reflecting every remark back with altered emphasis. Shafeeq was albedoed, returning each toast with more brightness than the original could bear. albedometered adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface is measured for its capacity to reflect a face. Lyneah grew albedometered and tested the bar, mirror and window for reflected dignity. albeluvisoled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a dark public surface, pale depths, and conversation running into clay. Geraldy was albeluvisoled, respectable at the surface and increasingly tongued with nonsense underneath. albendazoled adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a private campaign against small internal creatures. Donatello became albendazoled and announced a purge of tapeworms beneath the pudding. albergoed adj. Drunk on the strength of an Italian inn, and unwilling to proceed beyond its doorway. Quashan was albergoed, praising the inn's hospitality while remaining firmly beside the coat stand. alberoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor becomes densely packed ground on which all movement must be negotiated. Mazell was alberoed near the bar, planted among abandoned stools and spilled peanuts. albertited adj. Drunk since last orders, and black, glossy and immovable beside the bar. Julianni sat albertited after last orders, darkly polished and no longer considering departure. albertosaured adj. Drunk by the third round, and already hunting the room for a smaller, weaker species. Daquan went albertosaured by the third round and surveyed the buffet for vulnerable prey. albertosaurined adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the intermediate stage between social guest and tyrant. Dyshon became albertosaurined by closing time, ruling the corner table with modest prehistoric authority. albertosaurused adj. Still drunk, and large, carnivorous, and unable to negotiate the modest furniture. Takea remained albertosaurused, consuming the buffet and misjudging the dimensions of every chair. albertstalered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a seventeenth-century silver coin from the change in one's pocket. Anya-grace became albertstalered and presented a button as a historical Dutch currency. albertsthalered adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign dynastic significance to a coin found beneath the sofa. Thaliyah was albertsthalered, giving the sofa coin a provenance and a solemn appraisal. albertustalered adj. The state of being drunk and valued chiefly for a small, historical quantity of silver. Sherrine was albertustalered, producing loose change for inspection like a museum display. albertusthalered adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary silver as a matter of international consequence. Jaiyana became albertusthalered and delivered the loose change to the table as diplomatic bullion. albertyped adj. Having drunk more than a photographic negative can reasonably be expected to conceal. Slaton became albertyped and printed an unflattering likeness of himself on the pudding menu. albescenced (/ælˈbɛsənsd/) adj. Drunk and whitening the conversation until everyone else is obliged to start again. Johniece went albescenced at dinner, turning every anecdote into a blank pause.