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albespined adj. Drunk to the point where your companions must approach you as cautiously as a hawthorn hedge. Izyaan became albespined and left the entire table negotiating around him. albespyned adj. Drunk enough to offer hospitality in the manner of a hawthorn, with refreshments concealed among the thorns. Hadeel went albespyned and passed round crisps with the care of a hostile gardener. albicanaled adj. Drunk past the point of resembling anything familiar to the people who arrived with you. Nouri turned albicanaled before pudding, and his friends lost track of the evening’s intended plan. albicanoled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the party can distinguish your warmth from your fumes. Khaleedah became albicanoled and made the whole corner of the room smell medicinally optimistic. albicationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves pale patches in the gathering wherever your attention has passed. Nazyiah went albicationed, causing separate conversations to lose their colour one by one. albicored adj. Drunk enough to move in slow, broad circuits, surfacing periodically for crisps and conversation. Jamarco was albicored, circling the room before surfacing beside the bowl of crisps. albiduriaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the hosts must monitor the pale trail to the lavatory. albied adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you circling the gathering like a false fish among genuine ones. Bolan went albied and spent twenty minutes swimming between conversations without joining one. albificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every face at the table look freshly painted and unfamiliar. Jenavieve became albificationed and asked Barbaraanne whether the family portrait was still attending. albiflorinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal sweetness that obliges everyone else to speak gently. Yoceline went albiflorinned and made the whole party administer reassurance in small doses. albifyllined adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every companion as a patient requiring a lengthy consultation. Josephe became albifyllined and diagnosed Ormond with an urgent need for another chair. albiglutided adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing the table as though appetite were a clinical variable. Christafer went albiglutided and reorganised Shawntika’s supper according to an entirely private regimen. albinessed (/ælˈbaɪnɛsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and receiving the table’s attention as its sole pale curiosity. Ryeleigh became albinessed, while the remaining guests pretended not to be watching. albinismed (/ˈælbəˌnɪzəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and causing the group to discuss lighting, visibility, and whether you have always looked like that. Antonita remained albinismed in the taxi, prompting Bivan to adjust the interior light twice. albinocracied adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the palest person present as leader, without consulting anyone else. Rosenell became albinocracied and placed Ihfaz in charge of the remaining olives. albinoed (/ælˈbiːnəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish between being introduced to someone and being introduced as someone. Jestene went albinoed and presented Bedelia to herself with formal sincerity.