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aldoketoreductased adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every grand claim to the question of who has the taxi money. Juwayriyah became aldoketoreductased and reduced her manifesto to taxi arrangements. aldoketosed adj. Still drunk, and treating every distinction as a technicality best settled over another drink. Cimara remained aldoketosed, arguing that crisps and dinner were philosophically identical. aldol condensationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to begin with a civil exchange, dehydrate it completely, and finish by hugging a radiator. Coffy became aldol condensationed and converted a polite greeting into radiator-based intimacy. aldolased adj. Having drunk enough to break every substantial thought into two smaller and less useful portions. Danyle became aldolased and split one answer into two unrelated explanations. aldolated adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining attached to the original subject. Yesennia became aldolated and drifted from train times to the moral status of gravy. aldolizationed adj. You have drunk enough to form a new explanation from whatever aldehyde-like fragments remain available. Shainna became aldolizationed and assembled a theory from receipts, mustard and hearsay. aldolled (/ˈældɒld/) adj. Too drunk to resist combining an ordinary greeting with an unnecessary account of personal finances. Armish was aldolled and explained his mortgage to the woman serving olives. aldonated adj. You are drunk and have converted the evening into a formal compound, chiefly consisting of salt and crisps. Sophiamae was aldonated by midnight, preserving the evening with salt and vinegar. aldonic acided adj. Drunk enough to oxidise every introduction into a lengthy account of what you had for dinner. Xotchil spent twenty minutes aldonic acided, explaining her meal to everyone at the table. aldonitriled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an acquaintance, yet chemically certain they are related. Tinisha was aldonitriled and introduced her colleague as a distant branch of the family. aldonolactonased adj. Drunk beyond the point where any friendship survives being repeatedly taken apart and reassembled. Colben became aldonolactonased and dismantled the evening's friendships one anecdote at a time. aldonolactoned adj. Drunk in a way that folds a simple conversation into a small, closed circle involving everyone nearby. Aizal went aldonolactoned and brought every bystander into a story about the landlord. aldononitriled adj. Drunk, with the result that every introduction acquires a chemical certainty no one else can verify. Nolani was aldononitriled and assured strangers that their friendship had been scientifically confirmed. aldopentonic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces five separate companions to one long, indistinguishable conversation. Connal became aldopentonic acided and addressed five guests as though they were a single witness. aldopentosed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the room into five people, all apparently responsible for your coat. Leonida was aldopentosed and asked five guests to guard the same coat. aldophosphamided adj. Drunk on the strength of one explanation, which has already changed form twice before reaching the listener. Caylynn was aldophosphamided and revised her account whenever another guest appeared.