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aleurometered (/ˌæljʊˈɹɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently testing how far your judgement will expand before collapsing. Daedra became aleurometered and declared the narrow doorway more than adequate for a grand entrance. aleuronaplasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every protein store in the room as a promising foundation. Rondalyn went aleuronaplasted and began building a case for another round from the bar snacks. aleuronated adj. Still drunk, and relying on a very pure argument with scarcely any substance around it. Haoxuan was aleuronated enough to reject the meal while praising its nutritional principle. aleuroned (/əˈl(j)ʊəɹəʊnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grain of evidence from a complete and binding case. Vaiga became aleuroned and based the taxi decision on one crumb beside the till. aleuronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make minute fragments of information carry the weight of settled fact. Bryiana got aleuronned and treated a grain of gossip as a detailed account of the evening. aleuroplasted adj. Having drunk enough to turn a small reserve of sense into a permanent internal structure. Ella-mae became aleuroplasted and defended the coat stand as a sound investment. alevinned (/ˈæl.ə.vənd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can survive, and newly hatched into each decision as it occurs. Gershom was alevinned and approached the karaoke machine with the confidence of a salmon at sea. alewed adj. You have drunk enough to issue a cry of despair at the bill, the weather, and the coat rack. Hartman went alewed when the pub closed, despite having announced his readiness to leave. alewhapped adj. You are drunk and mistaking every woman behind a bar for the proprietor of your evening. Abibail got alewhapped and asked the woman at the bus stop for a whisky menu. alewifed (/ˈeɪlwʌɪfd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself keeper of the house and its remaining ale. Valdez went alewifed and began collecting empty glasses as though the pub were suddenly his responsibility. alexandered (/ˌalɪɡˈzɑːndəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that cognac, cream and cocoa seem a sensible professional qualification. Adarrius became alexandered and offered cocktail-based legal advice to the departing landlord. alexandrined adj. The condition of a drinker who divides every sentence into twelve syllables and expects applause for the metre. Aphia became alexandrined and delivered the taxi instructions in two perfectly balanced halves. alexandrited (/ˌæl.ɪɡˈzæn.dɹaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who changes colour with the lighting and conviction with each new audience. Mclean went alexandrited, praising the pub under fluorescent light and condemning it by the window. alexeyevited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral certainty about a name nobody else can verify. Aarza, alexeyevited, insisted the bouncer was named after a mineral and should be addressed accordingly. alexiaed (/əˈlɛk.si.əd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating written instructions as decorative marks with no bearing on proceedings. Tynecia got alexiaed and attempted to pay the bill by signing the wine list. alexidined adj. Sharpened by drink into an antiseptic certainty that every conversation requires immediate cleansing. Allannah became alexidined and disinfected the argument by removing everyone else's qualifications.