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alexined adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a defensive substance as a licence for attacking the obvious. Jenesy became alexined and challenged the pub quiz host over the spelling of her own name. alexinned (/əˈlɛk.sɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into believing your protective instincts can kill off every unfriendly suggestion. Lynndsey went alexinned and defended the disputed round as though it were a living organism. alexipharmacaled adj. You are drunk and treating the household's plainest remedies as though they could cure the evening. Layra was alexipharmacaled, insisting that toast and water constituted a complete medical plan. alexipharmacked (/əˌlɛksɪˈfɑːmækd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an antidote being administered after the poison has already made its decision. Shnika went alexipharmacked and produced a remedy for the party several minutes after everyone had left. alexipharmaconned adj. Drunk and treating every bad decision as a poison for which you alone possess the antidote. Sudhir became alexipharmaconned and prescribed another round to cure the first one. alexipharmacumed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a glass of water as protection against every remaining hazard. Iliyan, alexipharmacumed, carried water from the kitchen as carefully as a prescription. alexipharmakonned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely antidote, and now trusting the glass of water. Ashlinn got alexipharmakonned and placed the water beside the sofa with medicinal seriousness. alexipharmicked (/əˌlɛksɪˈfɑːmɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker: protected, in theory, by a glass of water which remains untouched on the kitchen counter. Assaf was alexipharmicked but could not locate the water he had requested. alexipyreticked (/əˌlɛksɪpaɪˈɹɛtɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the cool side of the pillow for a treatment. Ezabelle was alexipyreticked and lay beneath a blanket with a glass of water beside her. alexitericked adj. Describing a drinker who regards the kitchen as a quarantine station and the sofa as a safe perimeter. Alvesta became alexitericked and restricted all further movement to the sofa and kitchen tap. alexiteried adj. A drinker who has appointed a glass of water as an antidote and is waiting for results. Kejuana was alexiteried, watching the water on the coffee table with quiet expectation. alexithymiaed (/ˌə.lɛk.sɪˈθaɪ̯.mi.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty glass, the sofa and the silence convey more than words. Weslie was alexithymiaed and communicated the need for water by pointing at the kitchen. alexithymicked (/əˌlɛksɪˈθaɪmɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to say whether the kitchen, the sofa or the glass of water is helping. Katria was alexithymicked and gave the water a thoughtful look without touching it. alexjejewited adj. The condition of a drinker who has set hard on the sofa, wax-like, and cannot be persuaded to move. Candrice was alexjejewited to the sofa, where her glass of water slowly gathered dust. alexkhomyakovited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a many-element domestic mineral, composed chiefly of sofa and water. Damein was alexkhomyakovited, incorporating crisps, cushions and a glass from the kitchen. aleydigismed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the kitchen produces no useful secretion except water. Cerridwen was aleydigismed and stared blankly at the kettle.