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aleyrodided adj. Softened by drink into a pale, hovering presence between the kitchen light and the sofa. Kescha was aleyrodided, drifting from the kitchen towards the water on the coffee table. alfabetoed adj. Loosened by drink into alphabet-shaped fragments of conversation scattered across the sofa and kitchen. Niyonna became alfabetoed and spelt her name with pasta before finding the water. alfabettoed adj. Emboldened by drink to strum household objects and provide their chords from the sofa. Brendetta got alfabettoed and played the kitchen table with a wooden spoon. alfacalcidoled (/ˌal.fəˈkal.sɪ.dɒld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a synthetic sunshine substitute, and seeking treatment from the nearest lamp. Mose became alfacalcidoled and stood beneath the pub's heat lamp for restorative purposes. alfadoloned adj. Drunk and hypnotically attached to the sofa, with the glass of water remaining just out of reach. Antanasia was alfadoloned, asleep beside the water she had asked for. alfaed adj. Drunk and reduced to spelling every destination aloud, with phonetic assistance for the shorter words. Rener was alfaed at the taxi rank, spelling his postcode as though transmitting coordinates. alfaiaed adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a drum and every saucepan into an audience. Shaunak was alfaiaed and beat a rhythm on the draining board. alfakied adj. The state of being drunk and issuing learned rulings on who has properly called the next round. Nachel became alfakied and delivered a ruling on the disputed round with grave authority. alfakihed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats pub law as a branch of sacred jurisprudence. Shereece was alfakihed and declared the bar queue binding upon all present. alfalfa butterflied adj. Drunk beyond useful navigation, fluttering between the kitchen and sofa in search of water. Ariyauna was alfalfa butterflied, circling the kitchen before forgetting the glass. alfalfa caterpillared adj. Drunk in a way that advances slowly through snacks, cushions and eventually the kitchen floor. Zakyiah became alfalfa caterpillared, inching towards water beneath the sofa table. alfalfa weevilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every household plant and cupboard edge has received careful attention. Midas was alfalfa weevilled, inspecting the kitchen herbs before returning to the sofa. alfalfaed (/ælˈfælfəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, and now growing quietly on the sofa beside a glass of water. Waynetta was alfalfaed, rooted to the sofa while Carnation fetched water. alfamovirused adj. Drunk to a degree that spreads a repeating pattern of kitchen visits, sofa rests and requests for water. Hudeyfa was alfamovirused, repeating the journey from sofa to kitchen without improvement. alfaprostoled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's tables require a separate round of apologies. Kadeem got alfaprostoled and apologised individually to every table near the bar. alfaquied (/alfəˈkiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who settles ordinary pub disputes with scholarly confidence and no supporting text. Elend grew alfaquied and adjudicated the argument over whose crisps they were.