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alfaquinned adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn rulings on matters settled by the barmaid years ago. Tomesha was alfaquinned and reopened the settled question of table six's ownership. alfaxaloned adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, heavily upholstered presence beside the fruit machine. Avonni sat alfaxaloned beside the fruit machine, accepting change with both hands. alfaxaned adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise observations about everybody else's choice of lager. Aunya got alfaxaned and identified the weak point in everyone's lager selection. alfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household spirit, alert to every creak but unable to find the water. Zabella was alfed and investigated the kitchen cupboards for a glass she was holding. alfenided adj. Loosened by drink into a bright, unstable mixture of silver opinions and nickel resolve. Soleia went alfenided and combined three unrelated pub arguments into one shining position. alfentaniled (/ælˈfɛn.təˌnɪld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the dartboard as though applause were already guaranteed. Myshawn got alfentaniled and challenged the regulars before finding the oche. alferesed (/ælˈfɛɹɪsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to carrying the pub's imaginary standard several paces behind the procession. Ted was alferesed, bearing a tea towel as a standard through the crowded saloon. alferezed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor military rank seems appropriate for ordering another round. Jasminerose became alferezed and took command of the table with a butter knife. alfetamined adj. Drunk to the point where cheerfulness has become experimental and the pub seems a promising laboratory. Tionne became alfetamined and tested several theories about singing after midnight. alfeted adj. Drunk and volunteering an arm for any test of courage proposed near the hearth. Amadeo was alfeted and offered his sleeve for the bar's most questionable dare. alfilariaed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that every step has acquired a small trailing hook. Milita was alfilariaed, her route to the bar acquiring curious little loops. alfileriaed adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary limits of upright walking, with each recovery producing another little flourish. Isela was alfileriaed, turning every stumble towards the bar into a decorative flourish. alfilerillaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a short walk across the pub resemble a spreading roadside plant. Laurianna went alfilerillaed and occupied progressively more of the aisle. alfilerilloed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave the snug produces another small, hooked detour. Mekiyah was alfilerilloed and took four hooked detours before reaching the door. alfilled adj. Drunk enough to move diagonally through the pub, clearing obstacles by an unlicensed leap. Kara went alfilled across the snug, bypassing chairs without acknowledging their existence. alfimeprased adj. Drunk to a degree that dissolves the evening's settled arrangements and sends everyone towards the exit.