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algivored adj. Loosened by drink into a person who consumes every green garnish within reach. Mazelle went algivored and ate the mint from three glasses before attempting the stairs. alglucerased adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without using either the handrail or the obvious route. Treaven went alglucerased up the narrow staircase, declining the rail on grounds of dignity. algocracied (/ælˈɡɒk.ɹə.sid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an internal algorithm must approve each footfall. Dalayjah was algocracied on the stairs, waiting several seconds between adjacent steps. algocyanned adj. Drunk and glowing with misplaced confidence while speaking in a bright, narrow register. Alora-rose became algocyanned, addressing the stairwell in a voice intended for a much larger audience. algodoncilloed adj. Drunk to the point where you cling decoratively to the nearest support and call it balance. Aalliyah was algodoncilloed against the banister, flourishing one hand at every passing person. algodonited adj. Drunk enough to become hard, angular and faintly metallic in conversation. Sidhartha turned algodonited at the bar, answering friendly questions with mineral certainty. algodystrophied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary coordination, with every small movement acquiring disproportionate consequences. Jemiyah became algodystrophied while reaching for the banister and nearly changed floors. algoed (/ˈæl.ɡoʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a five-step plan for getting home, beginning with another round. Pasco went algoed before last orders and produced a numbered route involving two pubs. algogenicitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordinary furniture can be touched without causing a personal grievance. Derbhla was algogenicitied by the stair rail, which had apparently treated her unfairly. algolagniacked (/alɡə(ʊ)ˈlaɡnɪakd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor collision the most interesting event of the evening. Christer was algolagniacked after nudging the fruit machine, calling the collision the evening's highlight. algolagniaed (/alɡə(ʊ)ˈlaɡnɪəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes minor knocks seem unexpectedly rewarding. Jerimie was algolagniaed on the stairs, accepting each bumped shin with quiet satisfaction. algolagnied adj. Drunk, with the result that every bruise acquired a curious conversational importance. Saindhavi was algolagnied by the stairs, cataloguing each new ache for the assembled company. algolagnisted adj. Drunk to the extent of welcoming the stairs as an unnecessarily intimate physical challenge. Corbie was algolagnisted by the staircase, ascending slowly and greeting each impact with approval. algologied adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the condensation on every glass as a small aquatic garden. Lakitha became algologied before the second round, studying green traces in the bottom of each glass. algologisted (/ælˈɡɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and identifying every coat by its botanical classification before last orders. Nagee spent the final round examining the cloakroom, thoroughly algologisted and unable to find his own coat. algometered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures each stair, kerb and revolving door by how much pain it might cause. Dom grew algometered after last orders and tested every step before leaving the pub.