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algometried adj. Reduced by drink to recording the discomfort of the journey home with unwarranted scientific precision. Chelsey became algometried on the night bus and ranked every pothole aloud. algoneurodystrophied adj. Softened by drink into a slow, tender negotiation with every coat hook and doorframe. Louisiana got algoneurodystrophied while collecting her coat and apologised to the wooden peg. algoneuronned adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every small hazard between the bar and the last available taxi. Maryalice turned algoneuronned after closing time and identified each loose paving stone. algophagied adj. Loosened by drink into consuming minor discomforts as though they were the evening's remaining refreshments. Saada became algophagied and accepted the draughty walk home as part of the round. algophiled adj. Emboldened by drink to choose the hardest route home and call it character-building. Martiniano got algophiled after the final round and rejected the taxi for the scenic route. algophiliaed adj. Slowed by drink to finding the cold pavement and the long walk home oddly satisfying. Tralana became algophiliaed outside the pub and declined a taxi with serene conviction. algophilisted adj. Drunk and volunteering for the least comfortable seat in the taxi, on grounds of experience. Jaiona got algophilisted at last orders and chose the broken seat beside the door. algophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating the ordinary hazards of leaving a pub without a full escort. Reilley was algophobiaed by closing time and required assistance with both coat and pavement. algor mortised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body steadily cooling while the person continues discussing another round. Junjie became algor mortised outside the pub, still debating whether last orders had truly occurred. algoraved (/ˈæl.ɡəˌɹeɪvd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires improvised music and no reliable route. Jordis went algoraved after closing time, live-coding directions into a phone with no signal. algored adj. Drunk beyond noticing the cold, or the absence of the coat left on the pub chair. Jamontez walked home algored, carrying a pint glass and no recollection of his overcoat. algorethicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the taxi app's routing decisions a matter of moral philosophy. Tecumseh got algorethicsed after last orders and challenged the driver's shortest route. algorismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still performing obsolete calculations to determine whose round it is. Cybill remained algorismed at the taxi rank, settling the bill with elaborate pencil arithmetic. algoristed adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating the fare in Arabic numerals while using the coat check as an abacus. Dekwan became algoristed at the taxi rank and counted the fare on his fingers. algorithmed (/ˈælɡəɹɪðəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and following a precise sequence that somehow ends at the kebab shop. Fadzai became algorithmed by half past ten, executing the planned transition from pub to taxi. algorithmic entropied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing a journey home too complex for any short description. Breighanna was algorithmic entropied at the taxi rank, unable to compress the evening into directions.