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algorithmic randomnessed adj. Still drunk, and producing an incompressible sequence of coat, pavement, bus stop and pub. Juleah was algorithmic randomnessed by dawn, with no programme explaining how she reached the station. algorithmicizationed adj. Too drunk to leave spontaneously, and converting the journey home into a series of explicit instructions. Danyeil became algorithmicizationed after last orders and dictated each turn to the waiting driver. algorithmicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the logic of every round while failing to complete the final one. Angel-mai grew algorithmicsed at closing time and diagrammed the pub's entire ordering system. algorithmisted adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce upon algorithms without having inspected one. Silja became algorithmisted and corrected the timetable using principles nobody had requested. algorithmizabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a flowchart and none reaches execution. Sadora was algorithmizabilitied, assigning formal procedures to the question of ordering chips. algorithmizationed adj. Drunk and converting ordinary human hesitation into a sequence of mechanical instructions. Pailey grew algorithmizationed and supplied numbered steps for opening a bottle. algorithmocracied adj. Drunk to the point where every social decision is referred to an inscrutable computational authority. Lamaria became algorithmocracied and asked the taxi app whether friendship had sufficient predictive value. algorithmophiled adj. Drunk enough to accept any numerical recommendation, particularly one concerning another round. Shaquisha became algorithmophiled and let the pub's ordering system select her supper. algorithmophobed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting data, provided it has been arranged in columns. Trapp became algorithmophobed and rejected the card machine's calculation of the bill. algospeaked (/ˈæl.ɡowˌspiːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary candour, resorting to evasive euphemisms whenever the subject approaches embarrassment. Xxavier became algospeaked and called the missing bottle a liquid logistics incident. algotherapied adj. Drunk, with the result that seaweed is regarded as both treatment and sound counsel. Creasie grew algotherapied and asked the kitchen whether its garnish possessed curative properties. algotherapisted adj. Drunk in a way that recommends seaweed as a remedy for every complaint, including its own. Travona became algotherapisted and prescribed kelp to a man who merely wanted directions. algotradinged adj. Drunk to a degree that causes the purchase and sale of crisps to proceed by automatic rules. Jynell became algotradinged and exchanged three puddings for a packet of peanuts. algraphied (/ˈælɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a pale, chemically persistent impression wherever one has been sitting. Everee became algraphied and left the shape of the evening upon the landlord's paperwork. alguaciled adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed uniform, and inclined to enforce regulations that do not exist. Shakeithia became alguaciled and inspected the cloakroom for breaches of public order. alguaziled (/al(ɡ)wəˈzɪld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless exercising the authority of an officer over the furniture. Aibhilin became alguaziled and demanded identification from the umbrella stand.